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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:35 pm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chile-cult-bur ... ml#cSMV5y3
Chilean police have arrested four alleged cult members who they accuse of burning a baby alive in a ritual.
The leader of the sect reportedly believed that the end of the world was near and that the three-day-old child was the antichrist.
The baby was taken to a hill in the town of Colliguay near the port of Valparaiso on November 21, 2012, and was thrown into a bonfire.
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by tattuchu » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:39 am
We're pretty much doomed as a species
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:09 am
They were clearly worshipping a false god. A real one would have shown up at the last minute in the form of a burning bush and offered a sacrificial lamb in exchange for the child's dick.
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by FBM » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:23 am
Did they at least eat it afterwards?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:30 am
FBM wrote:Did they at least eat it afterwards?
The kid's dick? Obviously. It's a long-established and well-respected religious tradition across multiple faiths!
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by JimC » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:33 am
We armour ourselves against the horror of the human condition with flippant black humour...
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by SteveB » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:08 am
It's the Ratz way.
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by SteveB » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:10 am
Keep wondering why this place is stagnant.
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by FBM » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:45 am
JimC wrote:We armour ourselves against the horror of the human condition with flippant black humour...
Yep. I read the story yesterday or so and went through the initial horror response then. I don't intend to trivialize the story. It is truly, truly horrible.
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by JimC » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:03 am
SteveB wrote:It's the Ratz way.
Tiresome, isn't it?
Tiresome is in the eye, and mood of the beholder. For me, sometimes...
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:06 am
Let's burn someone.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:11 am
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Let's burn someone.
Dev? It would be a great excuse to visit New Zealandshire.
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:14 am
I was hoping to save him for something serious, like crop failure or something.
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by JimC » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:31 am
Burn, baby, burn...
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by SteveB » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:33 am
JimC wrote:SteveB wrote:It's the Ratz way.
Tiresome, isn't it?
Tiresome is in the eye, and mood of the beholder. For me, sometimes...
You should be called a bell end for wanting to mourn a Canadian country singer's death, then you'll maybe become as cynical as me.
So unsympathetic for the dead.
But whatever, right?
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