The case against Nuns

[mistermack]

They flaunt their habits in public.

They put me in detention, and poked me with a bony finger.

They scared the shit out of me. Literally, sometimes.

They said I would never get anywhere. Well, haha, because she's dead, and I'm still here.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

Try thinking of them as penguins...works for me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[mistermack]

Try thinking of them as penguins...works for me.

Hmmm, all wet and slippery, and smelling of fish?

Works for me too !

[Coito ergo sum]

I bet the nuns went all weak in the knees when Audrey Hepburn joined the convent;

[JimC]

They are gradually dying out; their habitat has changed faster than they can adapt...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They are gradually dying out; their habitat has changed faster than they can adapt...

There's a nun retirement home near here. I can only imagine.

[mistermack]

They are gradually dying out; their habitat has changed faster than they can adapt...

I reckon they're actually losing out to an invasive species.

Drive through parts of Birmingham, and most of the women look like nuns. But they are actually Muslimia Inburkhia, a closely related species that probably hitched a ride from the far east on spice boats.

They have the advantage that they can outbreed our native nuns.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They don't get nun, so they beget nun.

[JimC]

They are gradually dying out; their habitat has changed faster than they can adapt...

I reckon they're actually losing out to an invasive species.

Drive through parts of Birmingham, and most of the women look like nuns. But they are actually Muslimia Inburkhia, a closely related species that probably hitched a ride from the far east on spice boats.

They have the advantage that they can outbreed our native nuns.

Clearly, some form of biological control agent is needed...

[mistermack]

Clearly, some form of biological control agent is needed...

A pox on all of them, I say.

[Jason]

if a nuh pose, but if i suppose dem fool yah cuz dem wouldn’t stop hose. Yuh killin' the floors we see zion mus'. They kickin’ the floor nah we let dah moles in, never yet falter, never yet laugh, never yet alter, never yet sof' keep up yuh guard and never yet drop. All dem a talk and all dem a chat.

[Faithfree]

When nunz getz gunz it becomes a problem ...

[Animavore]

'nuff said.

[rainbow]

They don't get nun, so they beget nun.

When a nun gets pregnant they fire a canon.