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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:28 am
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/0 ... ref=topbar
Jamie Jeanette Craft Arrested For DWI, Tried To Escape In Toy Truck: Cops
By the time police caught up with Jamie Jeanette Craft, the 28-year-old woman had made allegedly made her getaway in a battery-powered toy truck while not wearing any pants.
The Jonesboro, Arkansas resident is accused of crashing her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am into a mobile home Sunday night, KAIT-TV reported.
Witnesses say Craft exited her car, got into a young boy's Power Wheels truck, and began trying to drive it.
When the child's father made her get out, she walked to her mom's house, where police allegedly found her irate, intoxicated, and disorderly.
Witnesses also told police that Craft was wearing no pants or shoes when the accident occurred.
Authorities say Craft blew a .217 in a blood alcohol content breathalyzer test -- more than three times the legal limit, according to the KAIT website.
Craft faces charges of DWI and leaving the scene of the accident, multiple sites report.
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by JimC » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:49 am
Someone disinfect the seat of that toy truck, pronto!
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:07 pm
"Authorities say Craft blew"
I'll bet.
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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:24 pm
Ahhhh....Arkansas...
legal limit = .08
"more than three times the legal limit" = .217.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:25 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:Ahhhh....Arkansas...
legal limit = .08
"more than three times the legal limit" = .217.
That's a maffs joke, ain't it?
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by FBM » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:57 pm
In Arkansas, that's just "Sunday night."
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by JimC » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:52 am
Coito ergo sum wrote:Ahhhh....Arkansas...
legal limit = .08
"more than three times the legal limit" = .217.
Some states in Oz have 0.08, some (like mine) have 0.05...
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by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:15 pm
Arkansas was .08, though, which is why I found the "journalist's" maffs to be somewhat humorous.
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