"Guardian Angel" Aliens shot down Russian Meteorite.

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"Guardian Angel" Aliens shot down Russian Meteorite.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:27 pm

They bloody well did! They're from the planet Ubuntu and look like an inside-out Bruce Willis. I read it in the Daily Mail.
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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:35 pm

Annnnnnnd.... They're off!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:39 pm

Russian meteor creates chemtrails.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:40 pm

They have a video with some conclusive blobs in it.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:44 pm

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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:51 pm

Alien interview on BBC2 at 11.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:52 pm

The Greys are protecting the Earth from space rock bombardment because if we go the way of the dinosaurs, there won't be any anuses for them to probe.
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:53 pm

There's a reason they fly right by us in their search for intelligent life forms, you know. I'm not naming Zilla's name or anything, of course.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:55 pm

For Greys, the human anus is an object of veneration, which they venerate the hell out of with rubber hoses and the like. The bumhole is for them what a wafer is to a roman catholic.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:00 pm

FBM wrote:There's a reason they fly right by us in their search for intelligent life forms, you know. I'm not naming Zilla's name or anything, of course.
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:02 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:For Greys, the human anus is an object of veneration, which they venerate the hell out of with rubber hoses and the like. The bumhole is for them what a wafer is to a roman catholic.
I believe this is their spacecraft:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:03 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:For Greys, the human anus is an object of veneration, which they venerate the hell out of with rubber hoses and the like. The bumhole is for them what a wafer is to a roman catholic.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:04 pm

Faithfree wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:For Greys, the human anus is an object of veneration, which they venerate the hell out of with rubber hoses and the like. The bumhole is for them what a wafer is to a roman catholic.
I believe this is their spacecraft:
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The FTL Sphincter!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:04 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The FTL Sphincter!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:06 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:The FTL Sphincter!
Farts Truly Loud?
It's sort of the opposite of a Ramjet
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