New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - Do you wanna help?

I have own shovel, willing to travel.
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11%
I have already started digging.
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5%
Jesus will save us.
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5%
I won't beleive it's true until I see some scribblings from a long dead moron.
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16%
Bacon
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37%
Cheese
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26%
 
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New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:11 pm

Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy :tut:

The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.

The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish) :tut:

FACT.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:18 pm

Good, that means the War on Christmas won't be needed after this coming year. I'll tell the troops the surge is on.
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by Rum » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:21 pm

One day the world will indeed end. And if humans are still around it seems very likely someone will actually predict the right date.

Lucky him/her..

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Post by FBM » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:27 pm

Alright, so Earth is a big balloon and we're going to poke a pinhole in it and direct it into the Sun...why, again? Shits and giggles? :think:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:31 pm

FBM wrote:Alright, so Earth is a big balloon and we're going to poke a pinhole in it and direct it into the Sun...why, again? Shits and giggles? :think:
To stop all this arguing on Facebook.
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Post by FBM » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:42 pm

Good cause. Sign me up.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:56 pm

FBM wrote:Good cause. Sign me up.
I posted a link on your page to the signup sheet.
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by ronmcd » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:45 pm

It's a bit extreme, the US destroying the world a week before the Ryder Cup just to avoid more sporting embarrassment.

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Post by Tero » Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:04 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy :tut:

The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.

The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish) :tut:

FACT.
So then, first you will dig some holes with an angle at the surface end? To stop the earth spinning. Will take a few hundred years.The tides will be weird, so I hope you have a plan. Then you have to dig new holes on the side away from the sun.

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Post by Callan » Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:30 pm

This plan is full of holes. :nono:

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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:25 pm

Tero wrote:
Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy :tut:

The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.

The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish) :tut:

FACT.
So then, first you will dig some holes with an angle at the surface end? To stop the earth spinning. Will take a few hundred years.The tides will be weird, so I hope you have a plan. Then you have to dig new holes on the side away from the sun.
No, you use valves so that the eject is only released when the angle is favorable for that hole. I picture butterfly valves a few miles across.
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Post by Tero » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:31 pm

I think you have it! Get to work!
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:36 pm

Tero wrote:I think you have it! Get to work!
Okay, first I need a bunch of flanges, each about four miles O.D. ...
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by Jason » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:36 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy :tut:

The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.

The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish) :tut:

FACT.
That sounds suspiciously like the plot from one of the Austin Powers movies. "Liquid hot mag-ma".

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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Post by Cormac » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:38 pm

Sign me up please.

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