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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:32 pm

http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/n ... hird_time/ :?
Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time
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Post by SteveB » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:36 pm

Yah...that's totally weird...amirite? :shifty:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:37 pm

Nibbler wrote:Yah...that's totally weird...amirite? :shifty:
You just got back from the barn, didn't you? :what:
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Post by mistermack » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:51 pm

This guy is totally weird.

The tissues are no use whatsoever in that situation.

I should imagine.
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Post by SteveB » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:01 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Nibbler wrote:Yah...that's totally weird...amirite? :shifty:
You just got back from the barn, didn't you? :what:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:02 pm

Nibbler wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Nibbler wrote:Yah...that's totally weird...amirite? :shifty:
You just got back from the barn, didn't you? :what:
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Post by Seabass » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:11 pm

mistermack wrote:This guy is totally weird.

The tissues are no use whatsoever in that situation.

I should imagine.
Lol. Well, you don't want to get semen on you when you're covered in pig shit. That would be gross.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:54 pm

Cornish. :roll:
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Post by Calilasseia » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:40 pm

Reminds me of the time Paul Merton won a point on Have I Got News For You, by correctly guessing that a newspaper cutting was devoted to a man caught having sex with a pavement.

Then of course there's that well known institution, at least, well known to regular users of Arriva buses and various north west English train services, The Metro free newspaper. Which routinely publishes articles featuring various characters caught trying to perform sex acts with a variety of inanimate objects. I recall them covering such wackiness in their print and online editions, as the man caught having sex with his bicycle.
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Post by HomerJay » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:27 am

Shit happens.
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Post by JimC » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:28 am

Calilasseia wrote:Reminds me of the time Paul Merton won a point on Have I Got News For You, by correctly guessing that a newspaper cutting was devoted to a man caught having sex with a pavement.

Then of course there's that well known institution, at least, well known to regular users of Arriva buses and various north west English train services, The Metro free newspaper. Which routinely publishes articles featuring various characters caught trying to perform sex acts with a variety of inanimate objects. I recall them covering such wackiness in their print and online editions, as the man caught having sex with his bicycle.
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Post by Seabass » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:46 am

What in damnation compels a man to perform sex acts with inanimate objects? I mean, I'm as horny as the next guy, but I don't go around sticking my schvantz in bicycles, buses, and pavements for crying out loud. Sheesh, exercise a little self-control!
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:53 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/n ... hird_time/ :?
Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time
That is weird.... if you're outside in slurry quagmire covered in mud, what do you need the tissues for? :ask:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:11 pm

I think that's already been covered in the thread... :tea:
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Post by Arse » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:41 pm

Is this proof that Man is created in God's image?
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