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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:22 pm

One word: Fucking freak. :?

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A MAN who earned a Guinness World Record for extreme body modifications to look like a tiger has died.

Dennis Avner, a US Navy veteran better known by his Native American name Stalking Cat, was 54.

The man with overgrown fingernails, fangs and a striped skin tone was found dead in his home in Tonopah, Nevada, the New York Daily News reported.

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Shannon Larratt, who knew Stalking Cat, wrote in a blog post that Avner had tried to adopt the spiritual essence of the animal world.

He had tried to transform “himself not just into a tiger, but a female tiger at that, blurring and exploring the gender line as much as the species line," Larratt said.

Avner's operations, mainly by artist and body modification pioneer Steve Haworth, included bifurcation (splitting) of his upper lip, surgical pointing of the ears, silicone cheek and forehead implants, tooth filing, tattoos, and facial piercing, the Mail Online reported.

"In addition to being almost completely covered in tattoos, he'd also sculpted his face and body with extensive silicone work, had custom teeth built to emulate his inner nature, and regularly wore contact lenses and an artificial robotic tail," Larratt said.

"Dennis's boundary-breaking life was never an easy one, and as he was fond of saying, he 'found fame, but never fortune'."

Jodie Michalak of About.com, said that Avner - who descended from American Indians - "felt his spirit … called to the wild and made it his goal to modify his body in honor of the tiger," his totem animal.

"I'm Huron and Lakota," he told The Seattle Times in 2005.

"I'm just taking a very old tradition, that to my knowledge is not practiced anymore."

''I am Huron and following a very old tradition have transformed myself into a tiger,'' he said on his now-defunct website.

His cause of death has not yet been revealed, yet speculation is rife that Avner killed himself.

Avner worked as a computer programmer and often appeared at Ripley’s Believe It or Not! events around the world.
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Post by Kristie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:24 pm

'Fucking freak' is two words. :prof:
He is though. :?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:25 pm

I dare you to not use "fucking freak" as one word in this case. Virtually inseparable here!
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Post by amused » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:28 pm

But hooray for all the freaks!

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:28 pm

Well so how did he die? Did he choke on a hair ball or something? :ask:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:06 am

Tigers - traditional Native American totem animals since... they were first imported for zoos! :roll:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:28 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Tigers - traditional Native American totem animals since... they were first imported for zoos! :roll:
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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:37 am

The remote ends of the normal curve are always interesting places...

But I wouldn't want to live there...
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Post by cronus » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:40 am

JimC wrote:The remote ends of the normal curve are always interesting places...

But I wouldn't want to live there...
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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:42 am

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JimC wrote:The remote ends of the normal curve are always interesting places...

But I wouldn't want to live there...
Australia?
We are almost absurdly normal...

Well, apart from the vampire koalas...
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Post by odysseus » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:42 am

There's an arse for every seat..... :coffee:

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Post by mistermack » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:01 pm

He tried to transform himself into a female tiger.

And it seems that he succeeded. Because if he ever met a male tiger, he'd have been fucked.
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Post by Gallstones » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:50 pm

He was outside the main, but how is he a greater freak than people with gender identity problems who persue gender reassingment even to the extent of genital body modification and endochrine manipulation?

It was his life to live it as he chose. And he did it and had to have some courage beyond the average to do so knowing that others would see him and treat him as a freak.

Did he harm anyone with his personal vision of himself, or was he your average decent human being?
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Post by amused » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:54 pm

Gallstones wrote:He was outside the main, but how is he a greater freak than people with gender identity problems who persue gender reassingment even to the extent of genital body modification and endochrine manipulation?

It was his life to live it as he chose. And he did it and had to have some courage beyond the average to do so knowing that others would see him and treat him as a freak.

Did he harm anyone with his personal vision of himself, or was he your average decent human being?
Yup. In this case I'm thinking we can use a softer meaning to the word freak. Yes, he's a freak in that he outwardly expressed it, but good on him for having the courage to do so. If it's suicide, I can only feel sorry that the outward expression of his inner demons got the best of him.

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Post by Kristie » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:55 pm

Gallstones wrote:He was outside the main, but how is he a greater freak than people with gender identity problems who persue gender reassingment even to the extent of genital body modification and endochrine manipulation?

It was his life to live it as he chose. And he did it and had to have some courage beyond the average to do so knowing that others would see him and treat him as a freak.

Did he harm anyone with his personal vision of himself, or was he your average decent human being?
He's different from them because at least they were going after something human.
I'm sure his appearance didn't harm anyone other than himself, but harming someone is not what constitutes a freak.
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