How often do people have sex at the office?

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:15 pm

In honor of General Petraeus and Ms. Broadhead...err Headwell...err Broadwell...

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/20 ... the-office

How frequent do you think sex at the office is?

I had sex in two offices I worked in. It was fun getting blowjobs in the little-used stairwell during a torrid affair with a secretary back in the 1990s....

I had a boss who we were all sure was banging the office manager in his office from time to time.

I think sex in the office is more common than the writer of the linked article suggests, but I have no evidence for that. It just seems to me that a large number of people that I know have gotten at least a little relief during a work day once or twice.

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Post by FBM » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:15 am

Three times that I can easily remember. :ask:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:28 pm

Now, it's not only Petraeus, but General Allen is enjoying his time ... http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/nat ... story.html

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:47 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:How frequent do you think sex at the office is?
More often than I thought, considering how one of my former coworkers has ended up: http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=8723105

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And on July 2, Orange County district attorney's office detectives arrested him on multiple counts of sex crimes, alleging that Bustamante had operated a reign of groping terror in his capacity as a manager for Orange County Public Works that involved his cornering frightened underlings in his office and doing everything from grabbing their breasts to wielding his baton, both literally (while talking about his law-enforcement connections to frighten his victims into silence) and perversely (masturbating in front of them with his, um, little baton).
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Post by laklak » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:52 pm

I've worked in places where I was fucked every time I walked in the door.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:55 pm

@Bella --

Yikes! I hope he did not come after you.

Seems weird, though. There must be more to it, as the article does a bad job describing what happened, or at least doesn't bother explaining what would be the next logical question to answer -- I mean -- he whipped out his cock in the office and started masturbating in front of female employees? Really? And, over many years and 8 women involved, nobody said anything until now?

I don't care if the guy is AG, or President of the US, if he whips his cock out and starts wanking, and you didn't give him an indication that you wanted to do some diddling....I mean, fucking report it. Take out your cell phone real quick and snap a picture. Do something.

It's weird how he could get away with corning women and grabbing their tits without consent for 8 years and not get caught.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:02 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:@Bella --

Yikes! I hope he did not come after you.

Seems weird, though. There must be more to it, as the article does a bad job describing what happened, or at least doesn't bother explaining what would be the next logical question to answer -- I mean -- he whipped out his cock in the office and started masturbating in front of female employees? Really? And, over many years and 8 women involved, nobody said anything until now?

I don't care if the guy is AG, or President of the US, if he whips his cock out and starts wanking, and you didn't give him an indication that you wanted to do some diddling....I mean, fucking report it. Take out your cell phone real quick and snap a picture. Do something.

It's weird how he could get away with corning women and grabbing their tits without consent for 8 years and not get caught.
He was flirty as I remember him, but nothing like what's mentioned in the story happened while I was there, to my knowledge. He was a rising Republican star and had his sights set on high political office - I think his arrogance, and like a Greek tragedy, his hubris, got the better of him. He was in a couple of powerful positions... there were some networks of power and just plain incompetence that allowed this to flourish.

While I was there a number of high-profile corruption incidents happened, mainly with the Sheriff's department. Look up Mike Carona, George Jaramillo, and the Haidl rape case if you want some lurid and interesting reading... But I digress.... :pardon:
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Post by Ian » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:06 pm

I've boinked a couple of my coworkers, back around 1998-99, but we kept our activities away from the office itself.

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Post by Faithfree » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:09 pm

A few times, when I was a lot younger, but out of normal work hours.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:13 pm

@Bella - Am I alone in thinking it odd that he would just sort of out of the blue whip out his tallywhacker and start masturbating in front of an unsuspecting woman? I have a feeling there is history there. It just doesn't strike me as something a guy would do without for some reason thinking it would be well received.

But, then again, I have never just reached out and groped a woman either, so, I may not be in the same mindset as this fella.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:19 pm

does sexing in college buildings where you also get courses count?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:31 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:@Bella - Am I alone in thinking it odd that he would just sort of out of the blue whip out his tallywhacker and start masturbating in front of an unsuspecting woman? I have a feeling there is history there. It just doesn't strike me as something a guy would do without for some reason thinking it would be well received.

But, then again, I have never just reached out and groped a woman either, so, I may not be in the same mindset as this fella.
These were not random women, they were all young subordinates - possibly an element of vulnerability and naivete there as well as him having power over their employment.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:34 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:@Bella - Am I alone in thinking it odd that he would just sort of out of the blue whip out his tallywhacker and start masturbating in front of an unsuspecting woman? I have a feeling there is history there. It just doesn't strike me as something a guy would do without for some reason thinking it would be well received.

But, then again, I have never just reached out and groped a woman either, so, I may not be in the same mindset as this fella.
These were not random women, they were all young subordinates - possibly an element of vulnerability and naivete there as well as him having power over their employment.
Yes, I realize that. But, "young subordinate" in this instance still refers to women in their 20s and 30s, doesn't it? And, not teenagers, as far as I can tell.

I wonder if some of the interactions were initially consensual.

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