Major Contender for Darwin Awards - Eaten by the Bacon !!!

[Atheist-Lite]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

Oregon farmer eaten by his pigs

Authorities are investigating how a farmer in the US state of Oregon was devoured by his pigs.

Terry Vance Garner, 70, went to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm by the coast, but never returned.

His dentures and pieces of his body were found by a family member in the pig enclosure, but the rest of his remains had been consumed.

The Coos County district attorney's office said that one of the animals had previously been aggressive with Garner.

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[Horwood Beer-Master]

In Soviet Oregon, bacon eat YOU!


I wonder if two of the pigs were named "Napoleon" and "Snowball"?


If you eat bacon made from a pig who's eaten human, does that constitute an acceptable for of cannibalism?

[klr]

In Soviet Oregon, bacon eat YOU!

I wonder if two of the pigs were named "Napoleon" and "Snowball"?

Damn those porcine revolutionaries.

[Faithfree]

Is it true that pigs call pork 'short human'?

[Seth]

Sounds like Wu's pigs.

[Seth]

In Soviet Oregon, bacon eat YOU!


I wonder if two of the pigs were named "Napoleon" and "Snowball"?


If you eat bacon made from a pig who's eaten human, does that constitute an acceptable for of cannibalism?

Transubstantiation in action!

[Blind groper]

Hmmmm

I may be a suspicious old bastard, but my first thought would be that this would be a good way to murder someone. Kill him by stabbing or whatever, and throw the corpse to the pigs. The end result would be as Atheist-Lite described.

[Atheist-Lite]

Hmmmm

I may be a suspicious old bastard, but my first thought would be that this would be a good way to murder someone. Kill him by stabbing or whatever, and throw the corpse to the pigs. The end result would be as Atheist-Lite described.

One of the pigs had a grudge.

[Blind groper]

Perhaps.

I bet the local police are proceeding on the assumption that it is a human on human murder.

[Atheist-Lite]

Perhaps.

I bet the local police are proceeding on the assumption that it is a human on human murder.

They are examining the evidence left on the ground and following a trail I would guess?

[JimC]

An old bloke could easily topple over into a pen if he had a bit of a turn...

Even easier if he'd been at the gin...

Remind me not to keep pigs...

[Warren Dew]

Perhaps.

I bet the local police are proceeding on the assumption that it is a human on human murder.

If so, they should be slaughtering the pigs and examining whatever human parts they can find in the stomachs.

[mistermack]

Perhaps.

I bet the local police are proceeding on the assumption that it is a human on human murder.

If so, they should be slaughtering the pigs and examining whatever human parts they can find in the stomachs.

Of course they should. Murder should be suspected, until it's eliminated.

I remember a similar instance when a chicken farmer was eated by his hens, and the police immediatly suspected fowl play.

[Bella Fortuna]

Perhaps.

I bet the local police are proceeding on the assumption that it is a human on human murder.

If so, they should be slaughtering the pigs and examining whatever human parts they can find in the stomachs.

Of course they should. Murder should be suspected, until it's eliminated.

I remember a similar instance when a chicken farmer was eated by his hens, and the police immediatly suspected fowl play.

See, they'd never let you spout that kind of crap at A+, mistermack!

[tattuchu]

Oh, Snatch!