Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
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Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
Gun thread continued, I think one or two people haven't been insulted yet!
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"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
You crazed gun nut!Woodbutcher wrote:Gun thread continued, I think one or two people haven't been insulted yet!
Lock thread.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Wumbologist
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
I feel like this is the perfect thread to tell everyone that my search for an M20 Super Bazooka to accompany the rocket and storage box I've found... has been fruitless thus far. 
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Gallstones
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
Good, because I didn't want this to go to waste.
Thought you might like this....
Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:
A: Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
B: Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second.
G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.
H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.
I. If you're in a gun fight:
1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
2. If you're not loading, you should be movin,
3. If you're not movin', you're dead.
J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
Thought you might like this....
Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:
A: Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
B: Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second.
G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.
H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.
I. If you're in a gun fight:
1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
2. If you're not loading, you should be movin,
3. If you're not movin', you're dead.
J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
Wumbologist wrote:I feel like this is the perfect thread to tell everyone that my search for an M20 Super Bazooka to accompany the rocket and storage box I've found... has been fruitless thus far.
Keep searching, one will show up at a flea market eventually.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Twoflower
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
YEEHAW!!!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Wumbologist
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
That's fine by me, I love my Smith & Wessons and my Rugers.Clinton Huxley wrote:This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
I love Mr Kipling. There's the difference.Wumbologist wrote:That's fine by me, I love my Smith & Wessons and my Rugers.Clinton Huxley wrote:This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Wumbologist
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
Clinton Huxley wrote:I love Mr Kipling. There's the difference.Wumbologist wrote:That's fine by me, I love my Smith & Wessons and my Rugers.Clinton Huxley wrote:This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
The pride of my collection is Belgian, if that counts for anything.
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
Does it squirt mayonnaise?Wumbologist wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I love Mr Kipling. There's the difference.Wumbologist wrote:That's fine by me, I love my Smith & Wessons and my Rugers.Clinton Huxley wrote:This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
The pride of my collection is Belgian, if that counts for anything.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Wumbologist
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
9mm... close enough, I suppose.Clinton Huxley wrote:Does it squirt mayonnaise?Wumbologist wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I love Mr Kipling. There's the difference.Wumbologist wrote:That's fine by me, I love my Smith & Wessons and my Rugers.Clinton Huxley wrote:This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
The pride of my collection is Belgian, if that counts for anything.
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
I suppose it comes in handy when the chips are down.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Wumbologist
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
If the Redcoats come looking for their back taxes, I'll be ready for 'em.Clinton Huxley wrote:I suppose it comes in handy when the chips are down.
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Gallstones
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Re: Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
Clinton Huxley wrote:Does it squirt mayonnaise?Wumbologist wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I love Mr Kipling. There's the difference.Wumbologist wrote:That's fine by me, I love my Smith & Wessons and my Rugers.Clinton Huxley wrote:This thread is brought to you by the gun manufacturers of America!
The pride of my collection is Belgian, if that counts for anything.
It would make mayonnaise squirt.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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