Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:17 pm

1/2 page ads in the papers today, featuring a personal plea from President Kirchener of Argentina calling for an end to the "anachronistic" colonial administration of the Falkland Islands. She is also pushing this at some meeting at the UN today as well.

Quite ironic, the leader of a S. American country calling for the end of colonialism but hey ho.

There's to be a referendum in the Falklands asking the people if they prefer British rule, Argentine rule or independence, with the Argentines allowed to advertise, etc. Can't see there being many takers, though.

And the Spanish are moaning about Gibraltar again. Damned opportunists.

The British Ambassador should issue a statement at the UN, something along the lines of "Oh do bugger off"
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Azathoth » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:19 pm

They do like to keep it quiet that their claim is based on an american pirate who planted his flag of convenience there then fucked off again when they are rattling their sabres.
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:30 pm

They have no viable claim at all and no hope of persuading the islanders of the benefits of Argentine rule.
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby mistermack » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:04 pm

Who would want to be run by Argentina? You would have to be mental.
And as to their claim, what about the indigenous people of Argentina? Can they now claim back what war robbed off them? Probably not.

What I don't understand is why the UK govt. doesn't make it more attractive for people to move there.
Get some industry going there, especially things like solar and wind energy. And don't trust the Argies, we all know how they cheat. ( hand of god ).
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Postby Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:30 pm

The Argentines banging on about this remind me of the Mini-Huxley's mithering for sweets....
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Postby Azathoth » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:34 pm

mistermack wrote:Who would want to be run by Argentina? You would have to be mental.
And as to their claim, what about the indigenous people of Argentina? Can they now claim back what war robbed off them? Probably not.

What I don't understand is why the UK govt. doesn't make it more attractive for people to move there.
Get some industry going there, especially things like solar and wind energy. And don't trust the Argies, we all know how they cheat. ( hand of god ).


There will be plenty of industry when they find the oil
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:38 pm

wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:38 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:They have no viable claim at all and no hope of persuading the islanders of the benefits of Argentine rule.



I don't know...

Argentine beef.
Argentine women.

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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:40 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:They have no viable claim at all and no hope of persuading the islanders of the benefits of Argentine rule.



I don't know...

Argentine beef.
Argentine women.

Oh, and ....matambre sandwiches.....om nom nom... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matambre

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:) be interesting to see what, if any, material the Argentine govt puts out when the referendum goes ahead.
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Postby Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:41 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.


Per capita GDP is about the same for the Falkland Islanders and the UK in general.

Although, I think Falkland Islanders are British. ARen't they?
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Postby Rum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:49 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.


Per capita GDP is about the same for the Falkland Islanders and the UK in general.

Although, I think Falkland Islanders are British. ARen't they?


Their kids get free University places in the UK too.
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:52 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.


Per capita GDP is about the same for the Falkland Islanders and the UK in general.

Although, I think Falkland Islanders are British. ARen't they?

British Overseas Dependency. Not sure if that counts as "fully British", the same as having a UK passport. It may do.
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:54 pm

Rum wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.


Per capita GDP is about the same for the Falkland Islanders and the UK in general.

Although, I think Falkland Islanders are British. ARen't they?


Their kids get free University places in the UK too.


Jeez...and I thought universities in the UK were free for everyone already.
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Postby Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:55 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.


Per capita GDP is about the same for the Falkland Islanders and the UK in general.

Although, I think Falkland Islanders are British. ARen't they?

British Overseas Dependency. Not sure if that counts as "fully British", the same as having a UK passport. It may do.


They're not fully brit -- they're just a little Brit-ish?
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Re: Argentina opens up second front in Falklands Kerfuffle

Postby Rum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:02 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Rum wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:wouldn't be surprised if the Falklanders are richer, per capita, than Brits. Make a lot of money from fishing licences, never mind the oil.


Per capita GDP is about the same for the Falkland Islanders and the UK in general.

Although, I think Falkland Islanders are British. ARen't they?


Their kids get free University places in the UK too.


Jeez...and I thought universities in the UK were free for everyone already.


Nope. Kids (or parents) pay tuition fees now. Free to Falkland Islander kids.
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