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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:41 pm
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Authorities said on Monday that a pair of lungs had been found on a Los Angeles-area sidewalk and that coroner's investigators were trying to determine if they were from a human or an animal.
The organs were found by an unidentified person on Sunday night in an area just outside the city limits, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sergeant Pauline Panis said.
"It's at the coroner's office right now and they are trying to ascertain if it's human or animal," she said. A coroner's spokesman could not immediately be reached for comment.
Panis said it was the first time she was aware of a pair of lungs being recovered from the streets of Los Angeles.
"It's getting weirder," she said.
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:44 pm
I suspect an argument with a lady of rentable morals. "Me love you lung time..."
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:45 pm
Probably pig's lungs from a butcher's operation that got "mislaid".
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by Faithfree » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:10 pm
Well, you've heard the expression "coughing your lungs up". Maybe it finally happened.
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by FBM » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:18 pm
The person who found them...was s/he a victim of identity theft? I hope he/she gets it back soon...
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:37 pm
FBM wrote:The person who found them...was s/he a victim of identity theft? I hope he/she gets it back soon...
Why would someone steal an entire person but leave the lungs?
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by FBM » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:45 pm
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:FBM wrote:The person who found them...was s/he a victim of identity theft? I hope he/she gets it back soon...
Why would someone steal an entire person but leave the lungs?
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - ...The organs were found by an unidentified person on Sunday night ...
Maybe the police will give a debreathing...
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:48 pm
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:FBM wrote:The person who found them...was s/he a victim of identity theft? I hope he/she gets it back soon...
Why would someone steal an entire person but leave the lungs?
You have to do DNA tests to tell human lungs from pig lungs. My money's on the pig.
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by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:40 pm
The zombies that way always leave the lungs. There's no point risking cancer.
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by Tyrannical » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:53 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:FBM wrote:The person who found them...was s/he a victim of identity theft? I hope he/she gets it back soon...
Why would someone steal an entire person but leave the lungs?
You have to do DNA tests to tell human lungs from pig lungs. My money's on the pig.
My money is on med students.
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by Rum » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:57 pm
Who flung lung eh?
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by laklak » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:04 pm
Crumple wrote:The zombies that way always leave the lungs. There's no point risking cancer.
Our Southern zombies quite like a bit of smoked meat, it's a cultural thing.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:19 pm
Won Lung Ho is the obvious suspect here.
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by laklak » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:21 pm
Everybody Wang Lung tonight.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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