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Mitchell & Coren Sitting in a tree...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:30 am

Dave Mitchell (of Mitchell & Webb fame) and Victoria Coren (hawt daughter of Alan, game show hostess and poker star) are getting married in one of the least touted showbiz weddings evah!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17449465

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Re: Mitchell & Coren Sitting in a tree...

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:35 pm

This story is at least more interesting than that search-and-rescue pilot getting hitched to the stewardess's daughter last year.



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Post by klr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:38 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Dave Mitchell (of Mitchell & Webb fame) and Victoria Coren (hawt daughter of Alan, game show hostess and poker star) are getting married in one of the least touted showbiz weddings evah!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17449465

Silly girl - she could so easily have had me, had she asked... :nono:
You missed the boat, sonny. :coffee:

Seeing as they appear to have quite different senses of humour, I give the marriage 6 weeks at most. Then you can move in for the kill ...
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:00 pm

klr wrote:...Seeing as they appear to have quite different senses of humour...
Do they? I wouldn't say it was that extreme. I can certainly picture them laughing at each others jokes.
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Post by Eriku » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:02 pm

is this......... is this a funny joke?
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:07 pm

The main problem I can foresee is that whereas women in many relationships supposedly become 'golf widows', there's a danger in this one of David Mitchell becoming a 'poker widower'.
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Post by klr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:09 pm

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klr wrote:...Seeing as they appear to have quite different senses of humour...
Do they? I wouldn't say it was that extreme. I can certainly picture them laughing at each others jokes.
Coren has been on Have I Got News For You? several times, and she rarely seems to laugh.

And her own jokes on Only Connect are ... a bit odd. It seems like she's on a different wavelength.

Doesn't stop me watching though. :tea:
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:14 am

Even if he has a penis I doubt very much he has ever used it..........with a girl.

and will be quite horrified to learn what he has to do with it.
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Re: Mitchell & Coren Sitting in a tree...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:35 am

She'll be at the poker club I work at next month. Chances are i will get to deal to her. I'll ask her if Dave knows which end to stick where in when I do. :tup:
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Post by Rum » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:18 am

I always thought Mitchell was just a tad gay or vaguely asexual if not.

I think she is kind of sexy!
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Post by MrJonno » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:17 am

Hard to tell he plays characters that are like that and probably has a image to present when on TV. What he is like in real life is hard to tell unless you actually know him
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Re: Mitchell & Coren Sitting in a tree...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:23 am

Rum wrote:I always thought Mitchell was just a tad gay or vaguely asexual if not.
You mean posh. :hehe:
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Re: Mitchell & Coren Sitting in a tree...

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:28 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Rum wrote:I always thought Mitchell was just a tad gay or vaguely asexual if not.
You mean posh. :hehe:
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Re: Mitchell & Coren Sitting in a tree...

Post by klr » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:09 pm

Needs a Vicky vid for balance. This is probably from the show Balderdash and Piffle:


We need some sort of program that calculates compatibility levels by comparing videos of the two people involved ... :eddy:
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