Jebus made the worst drought in Texas and Oklahoma in 500 years, along with triple-digit temperatures, sparking huge wildfires; due to the temperatures, fires, and lack of water, Christmas tree farms have lost most of their trees.
The ones that haven't planted Muslim trees from Afghanistan.
Jebus apparently wants to punish them for their lack of faith in buttttheresnoglobamwarming.
You can't make this shit up.
Read all about it. But of course it's all a lie because it's in that notorious communist rag, the Washington Post.
Jebus Joins the War On Christmas
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Jebus Joins the War On Christmas
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If all else fails, they can blame homosexuals or something. There's always an out.
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The homosekshuls pissed Jebus off so he made the rain go away?
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Yes. Look what the fuckers did to New Orleans. Now they've ruined Christmas - next they will fuck Easter eggs with their Aids.Schneibster wrote:The homosekshuls pissed Jebus off so he made the rain go away?
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Can't catch me 'cause the Easter Bunny done died? 
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Jesus hates golden showers.Schneibster wrote:The homosekshuls pissed Jebus off so he made the rain go away?
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