Yes, W Really Was an End Times Crank

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Yes, W Really Was an End Times Crank

Post by Schneibster » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:48 am

Turns out while the Bush 43 admin was "fixing the intelligence" on Iraq, himself made an appeal to Chirac to join in. The appeal was made on extremely unusual grounds, and this clearly shows exactly how dangerous this idiot was with his finger on the trigger. Chirac was reduced to quietly asking bible scholars to figure out what the fuck W was talking about, and never did join in precisely because it was so weird.
Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.

Honest. This isn’t a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.
You can't make this stuff up. This dipshit actually attacked Iraq because he thinks the super magic sky daddy came to him in a dream and told him to, or wrote it on the inside of his forehead in letters of fire, or was sending him sekrit messages in the Babble, or some shit.

Read all about Bush's bizarre delusions, if you dare. We're lucky to be alive, i think.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:53 am

I wonder if somebody will reply to this for Dubya?
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Post by FBM » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:02 pm

The fuck...? Article in full:
A French Revelation, or The Burning Bush
JAMES A. HAUGHT
Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.

Honest. This isn’t a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.

Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their “common faith” (Christianity) and told him: “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”

This bizarre episode occurred while the White House was assembling its “coalition of the willing” to unleash the Iraq invasion. Chirac says he was boggled by Bush’s call and “wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs.”

After the 2003 call, the puzzled French leader didn’t comply with Bush’s request. Instead, his staff asked Thomas Romer, a theologian at the University of Lausanne, to analyze the weird appeal. Dr. Romer explained that the Old Testament book of Ezekiel contains two chapters (38 and 39) in which God rages against Gog and Magog, sinister and mysterious forces menacing Israel. Jehovah vows to smite them savagely, to “turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws,” and slaughter them ruthlessly. In the New Testament, the mystical book of Revelation envisions Gog and Magog gathering nations for battle, “and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.”

In 2007, Dr. Romer recounted Bush’s strange behavior in Lausanne University’s review, Allez Savoir. A French-language Swiss newspaper, Le Matin Dimanche, printed a sarcastic account titled: “When President George W. Bush Saw the Prophesies of the Bible Coming to Pass.” France’s La Liberte likewise spoofed it under the headline “A Small Scoop on Bush, Chirac, God, Gog and Magog.” But other news media missed the amazing report.

Subsequently, ex-President Chirac confirmed the nutty event in a long interview with French journalist Jean-Claude Maurice, who tells the tale in his new book, Si Vous le Répétez, Je Démentirai (If You Repeat it, I Will Deny), released in March by the publisher Plon.

Oddly, mainstream media are ignoring this alarming revelation that Bush may have been half-cracked when he started his Iraq war. My own paper, The Charleston Gazette in West Virginia, is the only U.S. newspaper to report it so far. Canada’s Toronto Star recounted the story, calling it a “stranger-than-fiction disclosure … which suggests that apocalyptic fervor may have held sway within the walls of the White House.” Fortunately, online commentary sites are spreading the news, filling the press void.

The French revelation jibes with other known aspects of Bush’s renowned evangelical certitude. For example, a few months after his phone call to Chirac, Bush attended a 2003 summit in Egypt. The Palestinian foreign minister later said the American president told him he was “on a mission from God” to defeat Iraq. At that time, the White House called this claim “absurd.”

Recently, GQ magazine revealed that former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld attached warlike Bible verses and Iraq battle photos to war reports he hand-delivered to Bush. One declared: “Put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground.”

It’s awkward to say openly, but now-departed President Bush is a religious crackpot, an ex-drunk of small intellect who “got saved.” He never should have been entrusted with the power to start wars.

For six years, Americans really haven’t known why he launched the unnecessary Iraq attack. Official pretexts turned out to be baseless. Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction after all, and wasn’t in league with terrorists, as the White House alleged. Collapse of his asserted reasons led to speculation about hidden motives: Was the invasion loosed to gain control of Iraq’s oil—or to protect Israel—or to complete Bush’s father’s vendetta against the late dictator Saddam Hussein? Nobody ever found an answer.

Now, added to the other suspicions, comes the goofy possibility that abstruse, supernatural, idiotic, laughable Bible prophecies were a factor. This casts an ominous pall over the needless war that has killed more than four thousand young Americans and cost U.S. taxpayers perhaps $1 trillion.

James A. Haught is the editor of the Charleston Gazette (West Virginia) and a Free Inquiry senior editor.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:05 pm

We knew Dubya was a 'tard, so how is this surprising. I think he's a bit addled as well.
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Post by FBM » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:20 pm

'Tards and outright fucking loonies are different species of danger. Put them together in one person and give that person power... :nervous: It's a wonder we survived.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:23 pm

FBM wrote:'Tards and outright fucking loonies are different species of danger. Put them together in one person and give that person power... :nervous: It's a wonder we survived.
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Post by Jason » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:35 pm

The U.S.A. could be waging holy wars based on their own religion? God perish the thought.

Thank heavens the U.S.A. is such a good impartial mediator in the middle easy, trusted by all parties.

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Post by Schneibster » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:41 pm

Always nice to throw a stereotype into a thread like this to show how cool you are.

I believe I noted on another thread that stereotyping is a typical racist activity.
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Post by Jason » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:45 pm

Schneibster wrote:Always nice to throw a stereotype into a thread like this to show how cool you are.

I believe I noted on another thread that stereotyping is a typical racist activity.
That's right. The U.S.A. is a beacon of freedom and democracy and egalitarianism and sexual equality and.. good stuff. :roll:

As for 'racist activity', that's just so stupid I won't even bother addressing it.

Do you think before you post? :hehe:

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Post by Schneibster » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:50 pm

Stereotyping is a typical bigoted activity.
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Post by Jason » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:55 pm

Schneibster wrote:Stereotyping is a typical bigoted activity.
It's OK Schneibster. There's a reason why I don't discuss things with people of your sort. :hehe:

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Post by Schneibster » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:59 pm

PordFrefect wrote: :tantrum:
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Re: Yes, W Really Was an End Times Crank

Post by Jason » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:09 pm

:yawn: Go fight with someone else. Your ignorance and cognitive biases bore me.

Better yet, put me on ignore again. I rather preferred that. :smug:

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Post by Schneibster » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:17 pm

PordFrefect wrote:You're not paying enough attention to me! :tantrum: Pay attention to me NOW!
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Re: Yes, W Really Was an End Times Crank

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:53 pm

It's no fun reading choir preaching AND petty squabbles. This was the only active post on the politics board this morning to look forward to, and this is what I get? :tantrum:
PordFrefect wrote:The U.S.A. could be waging holy wars based on their own religion? God perish the thought.

Thank heavens the U.S.A. is such a good impartial mediator in the middle easy, trusted by all parties.
Pord, are you British?
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