‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
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‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is suffering from pancreatic cancer, South Korea's cable news network YTN reported Monday, quoting unidentified intelligence sources in South Korea and China.
Kim, 67, was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he collapsed by a stroke last summer, YTN said.
Kim's health has been the object of intense media speculation due to concerns about instability and a possible power struggle within the reclusive communist country.
Recent photos showed that Kim looked wearier and older than before.
His third and youngest son, Jong-un, has reportedly been picked as Kim's heir but the North Korean government has yet to confirm it.
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 48355.html
North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is suffering from pancreatic cancer, South Korea's cable news network YTN reported Monday, quoting unidentified intelligence sources in South Korea and China.
Kim, 67, was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he collapsed by a stroke last summer, YTN said.
Kim's health has been the object of intense media speculation due to concerns about instability and a possible power struggle within the reclusive communist country.
Recent photos showed that Kim looked wearier and older than before.
His third and youngest son, Jong-un, has reportedly been picked as Kim's heir but the North Korean government has yet to confirm it.
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 48355.html
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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Any confirmation that he passed NK's pink slip to the kid?
Any confirmation that he passed NK's pink slip to the kid?
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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
Rumors abound:Gawdzilla wrote:Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Any confirmation that he passed NK's pink slip to the kid?
Young Mystery General Spotted Trailing Kim Jong-il: http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 00569.html
Impending power struggle stuff:
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 00629.html
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 00739.html
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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
Maybe we'll get lucky and democracy will break out.FBM wrote:Rumors abound:Gawdzilla wrote:Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Any confirmation that he passed NK's pink slip to the kid?
Young Mystery General Spotted Trailing Kim Jong-il: http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 00569.html
Impending power struggle stuff:
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 00629.html
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 00739.html

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A timely covert activity could boost the chances of that, though. Or even a not-so-covert one...

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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
Wouldn't know anything about that.FBM wrote:![]()
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A timely covert activity could boost the chances of that, though. Or even a not-so-covert one...

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Well, y'know. As long as we're speculatin'...the Apnok (Yalu) is said to be mighty shallow in places.Gawdzilla wrote:Wouldn't know anything about that.FBM wrote:![]()
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A timely covert activity could boost the chances of that, though. Or even a not-so-covert one...
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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
Organic "assets" might also already be in place. Or so I'm told.FBM wrote:Well, y'know. As long as we're speculatin'...the Apnok (Yalu) is said to be mighty shallow in places.
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and quite a few, not so organic assets. Now where did I put that Native American throwing axe?Gawdzilla wrote:Organic "assets" might also already be in place. Or so I'm told.FBM wrote:Well, y'know. As long as we're speculatin'...the Apnok (Yalu) is said to be mighty shallow in places.
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Well, as long as those assets weren't fertilized...AshtonBlack wrote:and quite a few, not so organic assets. Now where did I put that Native American throwing axe?Gawdzilla wrote:Organic "assets" might also already be in place. Or so I'm told.FBM wrote:Well, y'know. As long as we're speculatin'...the Apnok (Yalu) is said to be mighty shallow in places.

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You really should read into the sub-text.FBM wrote:Well, as long as those assets weren't fertilized...AshtonBlack wrote:and quite a few, not so organic assets. Now where did I put that Native American throwing axe?Gawdzilla wrote:Organic "assets" might also already be in place. Or so I'm told.FBM wrote:Well, y'know. As long as we're speculatin'...the Apnok (Yalu) is said to be mighty shallow in places.

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AshtonBlack wrote:You really should read into the sub-text.

I think he's trying to tell me something... ![]() |
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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
A thoroughly unpleasant disease for a thoroughly unpleasant man. A glass of cold Schadenfreude anyone? 

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I've got a whole litre of it waiting for the news to be confirmed...The Dawktor wrote:A thoroughly unpleasant disease for a thoroughly unpleasant man. A glass of cold Schadenfreude anyone?

Joking aside, it really is a horrible way to go, and I don't really want to see him or anybody else suffer like that; I'm just ready for him to get the hell outta the way ASAP and by any means necessary.
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Re: ‘N. Korean Leader Has Pancreatic Cancer’
I hope he'll have an epiphany of sorts before he croaks. Since I don't believe in the hereafter, I want him to realise what a shit he's been while there's still time.
I won't be holding my breath though.
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