http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15235649
David Cameron urges people to report illegal immigrants
UK Prime Minister David Cameron says he "wants everyone in the country" to help "reclaim our borders" by reporting suspected illegal immigrants.
In a speech setting out measures to tighten immigration rules, Mr Cameron said people should report suspicions to Crimestoppers and the UK Border Agency.
He also outlined plans to tackle forced and bogus marriages and for new rules for those wanting to settle in the UK.
"Together we will reclaim our borders and send illegal immigrants home."
Mr Cameron said: "If we take the steps set out today and deal with all the different avenues of migration, legal and illegal, then levels of immigration can return to where they were in the 1980s and 90s... a time when immigration was not a front rank political issue."
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Send all those fucking Etonians back where they came from for a start! 
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Anyone you grass on will be carted away and released in the maze under Downing Street, where Cameron will hunt them down, catch them, and suck out all their bodily juices. Even ear wax and bile.
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It'll free up a lot of corner shops and kebab houses....British jobs for British workers. 
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What will the Tories do without their maids? 
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Tories aren't people, so they're exempt.HomerJay wrote:What will the Tories do without their maids?
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