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by Tyrannical » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:13 pm
Stop laughing Bitch! You're next!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... _cops.html
A divorced man decapitated himself with a cable in Virginia on Tuesday after getting into a dispute with his ex-wife, authorities said.
Firefighters arrived, and authorities attempted to get the man to exit the SUV. That's when they noticed a cable tied to a nearby tree was wrapped around his neck.
Officers pleaded with the man to surrender, but instead he hit the gas. He was pulled from the car and his head was yanked clean off his body. The vehicle continued moving for about 150 yards onto Holmes Boulevard.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:19 pm
Bet he doesn't do that again.
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by laklak » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:23 pm
I'll bet his mom tied his loose tooth to the doorknob. They should probably outlaw that.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:26 pm
laklak » wrote:I'll bet his mom tied his loose tooth to the doorknob. They should probably outlaw that.
Yeah, we should have to go to Big Dentistry for simple so simple, right?
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by FBM » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:02 pm
OK, looks like he won that argument. I guess he's happy now.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:04 pm
FBM » wrote:OK, looks like he won that argument. I guess he's happy now.
Yep, heads off to him for making such an off-the-top argument stick.
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by FBM » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:14 pm
Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:OK, looks like he won that argument. I guess he's happy now.
Yep, heads off to him for making such an off-the-top argument stick.
I'll bet his wife listens to everything he says from now on.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:18 pm
FBM » wrote:Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:OK, looks like he won that argument. I guess he's happy now.
Yep, heads off to him for making such an off-the-top argument stick.
I'll bet his wife listens to everything he says from now on.
At least she doesn't have to stop getting head from him, if she cuts a deal with the funeral home anyway.
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by FBM » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:25 pm
Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:OK, looks like he won that argument. I guess he's happy now.
Yep, heads off to him for making such an off-the-top argument stick.
I'll bet his wife listens to everything he says from now on.
At least she doesn't have to stop getting head from him, if she cuts a deal with the funeral home anyway.
Looks like he was a real Yankee.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:31 pm
FBM » wrote:Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:OK, looks like he won that argument. I guess he's happy now.
Yep, heads off to him for making such an off-the-top argument stick.
I'll bet his wife listens to everything he says from now on.
At least she doesn't have to stop getting head from him, if she cuts a deal with the funeral home anyway.
Looks like he was a real Yankee.
Jerked off one last time, didn't he?
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by charlou » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:33 pm
A divorced man decapitated himself with a cable in Virginia on Tuesday after getting into a dispute with his ex-wife, authorities said.
Firefighters arrived, and authorities attempted to get the man to exit the SUV. That's when they noticed a cable tied to a nearby tree was wrapped around his neck.
Officers pleaded with the man to surrender, but instead he hit the gas. He was pulled from the car and his head was yanked clean off his body. The vehicle continued moving for about 150 yards onto Holmes Boulevard.
Quite a creative and effective way to go.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:40 pm
I wonder if he shouted "It's all for you, Damien" just before the cable went taunt.
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by FBM » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:42 pm
Jerked off one last time, didn't he?
Gonna take a lot of Kleenex, I bet.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:45 pm
FBM » wrote:Jerked off one last time, didn't he?
Gonna take a lot of Kleenex, I bet.
Of course, if he had failed he would have been ready for heads to not roll over this.
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by FBM » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:20 pm
Gawdzilla » wrote:FBM » wrote:Jerked off one last time, didn't he?
Gonna take a lot of Kleenex, I bet.
Of course, if he had failed he would have been ready for heads to not roll over this.
Well, it's nothing to get choked up over, imo.
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