The Beautiful People

[Atheist-Lite]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13841257

'Ugly' people booted off date site for beautiful users
By Dan Whitworth

More than 30,000 people have been banned from a dating website which says it's exclusively limited to beautiful users.

BeautifulPeople.com gets existing users to vote on whether or not someone's attractive enough to join.

But the site's boss says it was hit by a virus which let tens of thousands of people join without passing that test.

Most of them have now been sent an email apologising and saying they were "wrongly admitted".

In total 5.5 million people have been rejected by the site which claims to have 700,000 members around the world.

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[Blackie]

Heh on the radio they said it was called the 'Shrek virus'.

[Hermit]

Oh, look: the internet version of trendy nightclubs.

I like the look of physically beautiful people (duh), but that does not mean I'd want to associate with them if they are also, shallow, callow and imbecilic (in which case it's a good thing to see them quarantined inside their own exclusive pen).

[charlou]

Meh. They're welcome to each other.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

All beautiful people look the same. But every one of us ugly bastards is ugly in our own, unique, special way.

[Coito ergo sum]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Parker.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

All beautiful people look the same. But every one of us ugly bastards is ugly in our own, unique, special way.

[Coito ergo sum]

The antipulchritudinous nature of this thread is alarming.

[Atheist-Lite]

Anonymous hasn't claimed responsiblity yet. Does anyone know if they were involved?

[Berthold]

All beautiful people look the same.

Oh, really?

[Animavore]

Only 9% of Irish men get on this site. Time to take a black and white photo I think.

[Audley Strange]

Or maybe just take off that hat and shave?

[Animavore]

What do you think? Will they accept me?

[mistermack]

I bet that was no virus. Just their own publicity stunt.
Anyway, real beautiful people don't need no website. We can pick and choose.

.

[Coito ergo sum]

In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow
If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there!

http://www.darwindating.com/content?page=rules

LOL - I like how anyone with hair parted in the middle is out. And, the gingers are out. Awesome.

We live in an ugly world. War, disease, famine and ugly people seem to rule our daily lives. Darwin Dating is a dating site that cuts through this ugliness and has been created for attractive people only.

In 1859 Charles Darwin proposed the theory that living beings evolved through a process of natural selection where the fittest, healthiest and most attractive beings bred with each other to further their species. It has become difficult for the modern attractive human to find other modern attractive humans. Darwin Dating has been created to better the lives of attractive people and to encourage them to find other attractive people with whom they can breed.

Attractive people are at a disadvantage on normal internet dating sites. They have to wade through a plethora of ugly people and ugly people pretending to be attractive in order to find someone who matches their own attractiveness. Our strict rules and natural selection process makes Darwin Dating the perfect medium for attractive people to find other people of their own kind.

Darwin Dating is a site for 18-35's only. The male sex drive peaks at 18 and the female sex drive peeks at 30 making 18-35 the perfect breeding age bracket.

Wait, what? I'm out because of my age alone?

Above: Charles Darwin was a genius, but unfortunately very ugly. It is ironic that he wouldn't be able to join Darwin Dating!