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GoDaddy's Parsons, Elephant Killer

Post by FBM » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:37 am

Why can't the farmers kill the elephants without Parson's help? :ask:

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GoDaddy.com founder defends elephant-hunting video


(CNN) -- The CEO of GoDaddy.com on Friday defended an online video that shows him shooting and killing an elephant in Zimbabwe.

"It takes a guy like me" to protect villagers' crops from rogue elephants, he said.

Bob Parsons, founder of the Scottsdale, Arizona-based web-hosting service, posted the graphic video on his Twitter account on March 14. The footage, shot March 8, shows him hunting an elephant on a farm and posing with a shotgun beside its corpse.

Then, it shows locals crowding around the dead animal and cutting off pieces of its meat.

Parsons said he killed the animal for the good of local farmers whose crops are often destroyed by elephants.

"They would say 'please come back,' " he said, arguing the measure is an effective way to protect crops and feed hungry local residents.

The video shows him walking through a field of flattened sorghum plants, which he said had been crushed by roaming elephants.

The reason he posted the video, Parsons said, is because he wants "people to know what goes on over there."

"There were people who walked 25 miles to get to that elephant," he said, referencing a food crisis that has often plagued developing countries.

But critics call his methods extreme.

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals initiated an online boycott of GoDaddy.com and its services until Parsons "stops shooting animals," according to the organization's website.

Parsons' own website has also been inundated by negative comments about the video.

"A lot of the people who are upset about this are animal lovers," Parsons said. "Their heart is in the right place but they just don't understand the situation."

He called the fact that the elephant meat provided food for the people "a bonus."

"They literally have nothing and they're on the brink of starvation," he said.

Parsons has traveled to Zimbabwe for several years, but only last year began hunting elephants at the request of local farmers, he said.

Elephant experts say it is not illegal to kill rogue elephants in Zimbabwe.

Parsons said he has killed five elephants.

PETA rejected Parsons' explanation, with the organization's president, Ingrid Newkirk, releasing a statement saying, "If Bob Parsons really wanted to help African villagers, he would use his money to promote one of the many effective, nonlethal methods available to protect crops -- not act like a little boy with a gun."

In a press release, PETA said it is pulling its business from GoDaddy.com, and the group labeled Parsons "Scummiest CEO of the Year."

Meanwhile, asked if the PETA boycott had affected GoDaddy.com's business, company spokeswoman Elizabeth Driscoll said, "There has been no significant change in business."
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:39 am

Morons. It wasn't a shotgun. :nono:

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Post by FBM » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:48 am

I couldn't see it very clearly, but it did have a pretty broad muzzle flash.
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Post by egbert » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:27 pm

Isn't killing something the ultimate aphrodisiac? Even more so when it's the size of an elephant. And, what better cover story than that you're helping poor third world farmers?
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Re: GoDaddy's Parsons, Elephant Killer

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:51 pm

An elephant is such a hard target to hit too, I'm so impressed with his hunting skills and sportsmanship. :roll:

GoDaddy is a useless web hosting site anyway...our EC group ditched them last year and it was one of the best moves we made.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:03 pm

egbert wrote:Isn't killing something the ultimate aphrodisiac? Even more so when it's the size of an elephant. And, what better cover story than that you're helping poor third world farmers?
The only greater thrill that's possible is to kill a human being. You have to be a USA approved dictator to do that legally. Or at least be a legal US patriot. :smoke:
Killing never got me horny, but that's probably because anything I was shooting at could shoot back.
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Post by Feck » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:00 pm

I think he stretched the definition of a rogue elephant a bit ... yep sometimes an Elephant does need to be shot but treading on sorghum does not a rogue elephant make !

And Parsons comment that I disagree with his actions because my hearts in the right place ,but I don't understand the situation ...... mmm really am I playing great white hunter ? 5 elephants gone rogue in one year Yep must be true , nobody in Zimbabwe has any guns but him ....FUCKING PRICK hope he gets AIDS .
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:56 am

Feck wrote:I think he stretched the definition of a rogue elephant a bit ... yep sometimes an Elephant does need to be shot but treading on sorghum does not a rogue elephant make !

And Parsons comment that I disagree with his actions because my hearts in the right place ,but I don't understand the situation ...... mmm really am I playing great white hunter ? 5 elephants gone rogue in one year Yep must be true , nobody in Zimbabwe has any guns but him ....FUCKING PRICK hope he gets AIDS .
For all the money he spent on plane flights, accomodations, etc, he could've just bought the villagers some non-lethal way of scaring off the elephants. OK, so the poor farmers and villagers cheered him and gobbled up the elephant meat. Of course, they would. They're fucking poor and hungry. They're going to cheer anything a rich man does in hopes of getting him to leave a little something behind. I'm sure there are non-lethal ways of scaring off elephants. The twat.
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Post by Feck » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:32 am

Flash bangs , airhorns etc other countries manage elephants and people without one self appointed foreigner shooting every elephant that strays onto farmland .
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:51 am

Maybe he sees himself as a savior of the poor, downtrodden, ignorant masses.
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Post by FBM » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:00 am

Feck wrote:Flash bangs , airhorns etc other countries manage elephants and people without one self appointed foreigner shooting every elephant that strays onto farmland .
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Post by Robert_S » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:15 am

Even if it were legitimately the only way to save the crops, showing off about it and making himself out to be kind of hero is just pathetic and sad.
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Post by Feck » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:13 am

It's the hero bit that annoys me ..If he just wanted to shoot elephant then he could go pay lot's of money to a game reserve in south africa ,but he wants to make out he is being heroic . Put him in a cage with a trained Rottweiler or pit bull and we would see how our Hero matches up against an animal one on one .
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Post by FBM » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:42 am

Yerp. Hero, my asslips.
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