For-fucks-sake!the BBC wrote:Grandmother jailed over WWII 'family heirloom' pistol
A grandmother has been jailed for five years for possessing a "family heirloom" World War II pistol.
Gail Cochrane, 53, had kept the gun for 29 years following the death of her father, who had been in the Royal Navy.
Police found the weapon, a Browning self-loading pistol, during a search of her home in Dundee while looking for her son.
She admitted illegal possession of the firearm, an offence with a minimum five-year jail term under Scots law.
Cochrane told the High Court in Edinburgh that she had never contemplated she might be committing a crime by keeping the gun or that she might need to get a licence for the weapon.
She said: "I thought it was just a war trophy."
Defence solicitor advocate Jack Brown argued that the circumstances surrounding the case were exceptional and that it would be "draconian, unjust and disproportionate" to jail the grandmother-of-six.
Prohibited weapon
However, Judge Lady Smith said: "I am not satisfied that a reasonable explanation has been put forward for not handing this gun into the authorities throughout the 29-year period she says she has had it in her possession."
The judge said she was unable to find herself satisfied that this was one of the rare cases in which exceptional circumstances existed.
She said: "The result is I have no alternative but to sentence Mrs Cochrane to a period of five years."
The case began after police arrived at the 53-year-old's home on 17 June 2009 with an arrest warrant for her son who had failed to turn up for a court appearance.
He was not at the flat, but the 80-year-old pistol was found underneath a mattress in her bedroom.
When interviewed, Cochrane told police that the gun had previously belonged to her father and that she had kept it when he died.
She said she believed it was a real gun, but had no ammunition for it.
The weapon was sent for examination by firearms experts who concluded that it was a Czech-made pistol dating back to about 1927.
Cochrane admitted having the 7.65 millimetre Browning self-loading pistol at her home without a firearms certificate and possessing the prohibited weapon without the authority of the Secretary of State or Scottish ministers.
The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
- Horwood Beer-Master
- "...a complete Kentish hog"
- Posts: 7061
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm
- Location: Wandering somewhere around the Darenth Valley - Kent
- Contact:
The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.

- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
I would get several consecutive life sentences over there.
Then they would execute me.
Then they would execute me.
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
British gun laws are revamped everytime there is an incident . At one point they were passing laws that made Very pistols illegal and paintball guns !
Kneejerk responses by politicians that refuse to challenge the wisdom of the tabloid press .
Kneejerk responses by politicians that refuse to challenge the wisdom of the tabloid press .

Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
- Horwood Beer-Master
- "...a complete Kentish hog"
- Posts: 7061
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm
- Location: Wandering somewhere around the Darenth Valley - Kent
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
I perfectly understand the gun being illegal and everything. I just don't understand the dipshit judge not seeing this as 'exceptional circumstances', and instead giving her the mandatory five years for it.
I mean just think how many people up-and-down the land are still using old (not always disarmed) German incendiary bombs as doorstops and paperweights?
I mean just think how many people up-and-down the land are still using old (not always disarmed) German incendiary bombs as doorstops and paperweights?

- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
I agree. If you can't see that every situation needs it's own evaluation you shouldn't be a judge.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:I perfectly understand the gun being illegal and everything. I just don't understand the dipshit judge not seeing this as 'exceptional circumstances', and instead giving her the mandatory five years for it.
I mean just think how many people up-and-down the land are still using old (not always disarmed) German incendiary bombs as doorstops and paperweights?
- Pappa
- Non-Practicing Anarchist

- Posts: 56488
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:42 am
- About me: I am sacrificing a turnip as I type.
- Location: Le sud du Pays de Galles.
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
I think the point is that she would have had ample opportunity to hand in the gun, but chose not to.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:I perfectly understand the gun being illegal and everything. I just don't understand the dipshit judge not seeing this as 'exceptional circumstances', and instead giving her the mandatory five years for it.
For information on ways to help support Rationalia financially, see our funding page.
When the aliens do come, everything we once thought was cool will then make us ashamed.
- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
[img]Grandmother%20jailed%20over%20WWII%20'family%20heirloom'%20pistol[/img]Pappa wrote:I think the point is that she would have had ample opportunity to hand in the gun, but chose not to.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:I perfectly understand the gun being illegal and everything. I just don't understand the dipshit judge not seeing this as 'exceptional circumstances', and instead giving her the mandatory five years for it.
- Horwood Beer-Master
- "...a complete Kentish hog"
- Posts: 7061
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm
- Location: Wandering somewhere around the Darenth Valley - Kent
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Presumably because she (quite understandably) subconsciously placed this wartime relic in a different category of "thing" in her mind from 'guns' as you think of them when you hear the phrase 'gun crime' or 'illegal gun'.Pappa wrote:I think the point is that she would have had ample opportunity to hand in the gun, but chose not to.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:I perfectly understand the gun being illegal and everything. I just don't understand the dipshit judge not seeing this as 'exceptional circumstances', and instead giving her the mandatory five years for it.
Think of it as akin to the way most of us wouldn't mentally place our opposite-sex (or same sex if that's how you roll) parent in the category of 'sexual being', even though we factually know they must have had sex at least once.
It probably no more occurred to her to hand this gun in, then it would occur to you to have sex with your mother. She factually knew it was a gun, but she just never thought of it as one.

Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Kept it under the mattress not in the box with the pictures and momentos though ..so she knew and thought of it as a weapon .

Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
- owtth
- The Enchanter
- Posts: 1674
- Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:21 pm
- About me: Well y'know
- Location: Barcelona
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Do people normally keep heirlooms under their mattresses? I agree it's harsh but it would seem to me she was keeping it as a deterrent for housebreakers, not as a memento.
EDIT: Great minds!
EDIT: Great minds!
At least I'm housebroken.
-
devogue
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Good. One less useless driver to worry about.
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Likewise.owtth wrote:Do people normally keep heirlooms under their mattresses? I agree it's harsh but it would seem to me she was keeping it as a deterrent for housebreakers, not as a memento.
EDIT: Great minds!
Still, five years ... for a sweet little old lady?
ahhh snap.Devogue wrote:Good. One less useless driver to worry about.
no fences
- The Dawktor
- International Man of Misery
- Posts: 4030
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:28 am
- About me: Deep down, I'm pretty superficial!
Now we know! - Location: Recluse mansion, Hidden Shallows.
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Yes- I think the mattress thing is the clincher!Feck wrote:Kept it under the mattress not in the box with the pictures and momentos though ..so she knew and thought of it as a weapon .
Bella Fortuna wrote:You know you love it you dirty bitch!
devogue wrote:Actually, I am a very, very, stupid man.
Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
And a son with a warrant out for him......

Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
- Hermit
- Posts: 25806
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
- About me: Cantankerous grump
- Location: Ignore lithpt
- Contact:
Re: The Scottish judicial system is fucked-up.
Moreso, if the weapon was loaded.The Dawktor wrote:Yes- I think the mattress thing is the clincher!Feck wrote:Kept it under the mattress not in the box with the pictures and momentos though ..so she knew and thought of it as a weapon .
What I object to is this: "...illegal possession of the firearm, an offence with a minimum five-year jail term under Scots law." Every time I hear of this sort of legislation, I am reminded of a report at a time when "truth in sentencing", which was quite the fashion in several Australian states at the time, limited a magistrate's or judge's discretion in determining the result of a guilty verdict. It was about an old woman who got caught attempting to steal one can of cat food from a shop. It was not for any cat. She intended to eat it herself.

The proper thing to do would have been to sentence the defendant to the sitting of the bench at most and prosecute whoever insisted on taking her to court in the first place for criminally antisocial behaviour, but of course the law did not allow that.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 49 guests
