Trumps Greatest Achievements

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Which of the election promises have been achieved?

Bacon
4
25%
Hillary in jail
2
13%
Affordable Care Act repealed
1
6%
Draining the swamp
1
6%
Building the wall
1
6%
Banning Muslims
1
6%
Clean coal
1
6%
Releasing his tax records
1
6%
Cheese
4
25%
 
Total votes: 16

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Re: Trumps Greatest Achievements

Post by rainbow » Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:08 am

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I wouldn't slash their throats. Too messy. I'd grind them up for fertiliser.
What a waste. Boil them up in a large cast iron pot, I'd say :sulk:
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Post by Seabass » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:58 am

rainbow wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:08 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:37 pm
I wouldn't slash their throats. Too messy. I'd grind them up for fertiliser.
What a waste. Boil them up in a large cast iron pot, I'd say :sulk:
Boiled? I'd have figured you for a "roast 'em on a spit" kind of guy...

On the other hand, I guess you can't really go wrong with a good stew... :soup:
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Re: Trumps Greatest Achievements

Post by rainbow » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:58 am

Seabass wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:58 am
rainbow wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:08 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:37 pm
I wouldn't slash their throats. Too messy. I'd grind them up for fertiliser.
What a waste. Boil them up in a large cast iron pot, I'd say :sulk:
Boiled? I'd have figured you for a "roast 'em on a spit" kind of guy...

On the other hand, I guess you can't really go wrong with a good stew... :soup:
It is a seasonal thing, although the Catholics seem to prefer the spit roast approach. This is best during the dry season as the tropical storms make big fires difficult.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:59 am

You should salt them and hang them up in a dry place.
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Post by Tero » Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:32 am

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Mexico not paying for wall
US not paying for wall
Fake president battling coronavirus.
But, virus not coming from Mexico.

Mexico soon blocking Americans. With viruses!

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Post by Cunt » Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:53 am

See - Trump makes the Dems look like they are in favour of open borders. During a pandemic.
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Post by Tero » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:10 am

We want open borders for Trump. He should go everywhere. A Princess cruise ship would be good. He needs a senior vacation.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:14 am

Has he started dog whistling about Mexicans bringing in corona virus yet?
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Post by Cunt » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:17 am

Are you sure some aren't just voting in favour of keeping a stream of domestic help, that is reluctant to 'involve the authorities'?
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Post by Cunt » Mon Mar 09, 2020 2:27 am

(spoilered to hide Trumps support of International Women's Day)
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It took a virus to bring down Trump?

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:33 am

God I hope he gets it and kicks the bucket.
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:07 am

Yesterday I was weeding the garden, putting the weeds in a bucket. I turned around, forgetting where I'd put it, and kicked it over as I moved. I thought to myself "I've kicked the bucket!'

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Post by Cunt » Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:31 am

So I wonder what tomorrow's big announcement is to be, and if it will be auspicious enough to find it's way into this catalog of his 'Greatest Achievements'.
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Re: Trumps Greatest Achievements

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:12 am

If that coronvirus reaches them caged up kids...

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