How could anything go wrong.

[Seth]

How dumb are you?

Not dumb enough to ever get within sniping distance of Seth

Well, Jonno my child, the thing about snipers is you could be in sniping distance of one pretty much any time outside of a bunker. Stealthy fuckers, most of them.

Quiver in fear thinking about your neighbors hiding illegal guns in their sheds. Piss yourself worrying about getting shot by one of them because they are all gun nutters out to kill schoolchildren. See, the thing is you NEVER KNOW whether the person sitting next to you on the bus, or rummaging through his briefcase at the cafe, might be an armed nutter bent on shooting you in the head.

Live in fear Jonno, live in fear of what you cannot know and cannot stop. The guns are all around you, they're out there looking for you...

I prefer to live without fear knowing that I'm capable of defending myself and others if it comes to it.

[Seth]

A child rapist would be less of a threat to me than someone who had an handgun, I don't have a problem with a farmer having a shotgun but its a good reason among many to not live anywhere rural . Through I might have to reconsider as the child rapist might get attacked by the moronic public and I could get caught in the (not literal) crossfire.

Since you love Emma Watson so much, I bet you and the child rapist would get along great. Lucky for you she's of age now.



If you had children, you'd be singing a different tune.

Hey now, let's not dis Emma, she IS an adult, and one incendiary smoking hot one at that. Seems Jonno and I might have something in common. Yech! That's a nasty thought...

[Seth]

A child rapist would be less of a threat to me than someone who had an handgun

Well, that's probably because you're old and ugly. Wouldn't be very safe for the children in your neighborhood.

And here's something to keep you awake: Child rapist with a handgun.

See, the thing is that I, and probably Collector, could actually do something about a child rapist with a handgun attempting to rape a child. You'd just stand there and watch, waiting for the police to do something.

Sheeple I tell you, they're all sheeple.

[Seth]

How dumb are you?

Not dumb enough to ever get within sniping distance of Seth

So, who would you rather have as a neighbour?

Uma Thurman , Emma Watson and that chick from the Aliens movies (the Queen)

Uma would kick your ass just on principle, and Emma probably would too. And I'd love for the alien Queen to live next to you, because she wouldn't live next to you for long, you'd be lunch. And no gun to protect yourself with. What a shame.

[Seth]

I bet you own all the Harry Potter movies, don't you?

Determining which Harry Potter film it was ok to at least think about doing Hermione was part of the fun. For the majority of films she was over the age of consent (16), and the rest well its not a crime to have evil thoughts

Well, that's a load of shit.

She was 9 when cast, and didn't pass 16 till after the 4th film, Goblet of Fire. She turned 18 (legal here in the US) during filming of Half-blood Prince.

And no, it's not illegal to have thoughts about having sex with underage girls, but it is pathological.

[Seth]

I bet you own all the Harry Potter movies, don't you?

Determining which Harry Potter film it was ok to at least think about doing Hermione was part of the fun. For the majority of films she was over the age of consent (16), and the rest well its not a crime to have evil thoughts

But, it's Seth and I who you need to worry about...

No, it's not US he has to worry about, it's EVERYBODY ELSE ON EARTH he has to worry about because he has absolutely no way of knowing which of them is armed and which of them isn't. He has to live in fear of quite literally every single adult he comes into contact with because ANY of them could be an armed criminal or "gun-nutter" out to kill him.

What a pathetic and sorry existence. Kinda sad, really.

[pErvinalia]

I bet you own all the Harry Potter movies, don't you?

Determining which Harry Potter film it was ok to at least think about doing Hermione was part of the fun. For the majority of films she was over the age of consent (16), and the rest well its not a crime to have evil thoughts

Well, that's a load of shit.

She was 9 when cast, and didn't pass 16 till after the 4th film, Goblet of Fire. She turned 18 (legal here in the US) during filming of Half-blood Prince.

And no, it's not illegal to have thoughts about having sex with underage girls, but it is pathological.

Jonno... putting his foot in it since 1976.

[Seth]

I bet you own all the Harry Potter movies, don't you?

Determining which Harry Potter film it was ok to at least think about doing Hermione was part of the fun. For the majority of films she was over the age of consent (16), and the rest well its not a crime to have evil thoughts

Well, that's a load of shit.

She was 9 when cast, and didn't pass 16 till after the 4th film, Goblet of Fire. She turned 18 (legal here in the US) during filming of Half-blood Prince.

And no, it's not illegal to have thoughts about having sex with underage girls, but it is pathological.

Jonno... putting his foot in it since 1976.

No wonder he's so fond of child molesters.

Something about birds of a feather and what they do comes to mind.

[MrJonno]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was released in 2007 when she was 17 (filmed when 16), a couple of the other films were 1-2 years earlier, pervy I admit dangerously pervy nah

[Collector1337]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was released in 2007 when she was 17 (filmed when 16), a couple of the other films were 1-2 years earlier, pervy I admit dangerously pervy nah

Of course, that's what you think.

[pErvinalia]

Well I'd shag her now.

[MrJonno]

Don't like her short hair

[pErvinalia]

True, but I'd still shag her.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Lot's of teenage boys were deeply in lust with when the movies were in the theaters. Brenda followed the phenomenon closely, with an eye to eventually doing her Ph.D. on the cultural impact of the books and films. Never got the chance.

[MrJonno]

Still waiting for a mod comment for my personal attack!