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Post by Jason » Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:50 am

America sucks, but it makes some decent porn.. I mean European porn is all kinky weird with lots of cock worshipping, Asian porn is all kinky weird with lots of robot fucking, and Arabic porn is a big cover-up.
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:53 am

laklak wrote:What a fucking PUSSY game. Really. Buncha fags.
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Post by Tero » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:29 am

PordFrefect wrote:America sucks, but it makes some decent porn.. I mean European porn is all kinky weird with lots of cock worshipping, Asian porn is all kinky weird with lots of robot fucking, and Arabic porn is a big cover-up.
Reminds me about the joke dealing with army dude camel and stool. Anyone remember?
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Post by Tero » Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:28 pm

Money issues. Trickle down economics will never work again. But we will not work our way out of the Bush mess by spending, on credit. Time magazine article Nov 26th issue, RanaForoohar:
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Another of her articles
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:37 pm

I've sampled quite a bit of this planet. I have a list of places I'd go if I couldn't live here. But only if I couldn't live here. We drove three times the length of England just to get Ayaan home, and only visited four states.
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Post by Tero » Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:39 pm

Yeah, what a boring place. You get to the state line and they speak the same language on the other side. Sometimes you can understand what they are saying.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:40 pm

Tero wrote:Yeah, what a boring place. You get to the state line and they speak the same language on the other side. Sometimes you can understand what they are saying.
Go straight south 300 miles and see if they still speak English. :smug:
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Post by Jason » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:05 pm

Canada is bigger, longer, and uncut.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:07 pm

PordFrefect wrote:Canada is bigger, longer, and uncut.
Can you drive a thousand miles in any direction without hitting an obstacle you have to go around?
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Post by Jason » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:09 pm

Uh.. yeah.
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Post by Cormac » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:50 pm

Rum wrote:One of my favorite songs. I'm still kind of romantic about the idea that is America. A beautiful song, that the big softy I am can bring a lump to my throat even now..


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Post by Cormac » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:24 pm

laklak wrote:What a fucking PUSSY game. Really. Buncha fags.

Soccer is a pile of shite.

But then, so is that girl-guide game, known as American Football. For an actually tough game, see: "rugby".
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:30 pm

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laklak wrote:What a fucking PUSSY game. Really. Buncha fags.

Soccer is a pile of shite.

But then, so is that girl-guide game, known as American Football. For an actually tough game, see: "rugby".
The Chiricahua had an fun game, "Burn the settlers."
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Post by Cormac » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:32 pm

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laklak wrote:What a fucking PUSSY game. Really. Buncha fags.

Soccer is a pile of shite.

But then, so is that girl-guide game, known as American Football. For an actually tough game, see: "rugby".
The Chiricahua had an fun game, "Burn the settlers."

By "settlers" do you mean those savage yerpans intent on genocide of the gentle peace-loving, environmentally conscious native folk?
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Re: America...thoughts

Post by Seabass » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:34 pm

Real men play table tennis. That shit is crazy!

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