Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

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Post by Callan » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:11 pm

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Bella Fortuna wrote:Hux has been gone almost an hour! :hairfire: The pizza must have got the better of him! :cry:
Picture him slumped replete in his chair, an empty pizza box on his lap, discarded chicken bones littering his ankles...
He's retired to the drawing room to reminisce over old times and pizzas that are no longer with us.
What does one serve post-pizza?
Port seems inappropriate.
Grappa, maybe.
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Post by Schneibster » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:18 pm

Beer with. Bourbon whiskey after.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:20 pm

And antacids.
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Post by Pensioner » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:26 pm

We call that Italian crap cheese on toast in Yorkshire.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:33 pm

Pensioner wrote:We call that Italian crap cheese on toast in Yorkshire.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:49 pm

Schneibster wrote:Inconvenient question: if you serve pizza in the school cafeteria, do you have to serve a vegetable with it?

This is probably to get around that, since it's probably a requirement that you serve vegetables at every meal because the farm lobby insisted on it.

But do carry on with all the fantasies.
a properly mmade pizza (say, with bellpeppers, mushrooms and olives) does have its proper load of veg...

But what's likely to be served... :ani:
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Post by Schneibster » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:54 pm

Eating what the people who work in the bacateria who invented marshmallow tuna surprise think "pizza" is could be a mistake.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:27 pm

Ugh.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:34 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Ugh.
Non, je ne regrette rien.
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Gentleman gather no regrets.
Speak frog do you Huxley? Shame on you sir.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:47 am

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Clinton Huxley wrote:Gentleman gather no regrets.
Speak frog do you Huxley? Shame on you sir.
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by klr » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:28 pm

The window for my monthly pizza is now open again. See you all later. :food:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by FBM » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:39 pm

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laklak wrote:.45 are still meat, because you can shoot people into ground beef.
What is meat, if not vegetable that have been naturally processed?
There ya go. Veggies turn into flesh when eaten. Pizza turns into flesh when eaten. Coincidence? I think not.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:15 pm

I just had a luvverly, mushroomy, cheesy vegetable! :food:
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