Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Ian » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:02 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:
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Gawd wrote:Osama bin Laden is a genius.
Nobody whose current address is a pile of shark poop can possibly be called a genius.
I wonder if they lied about dumping him, and froze him and put him in a bin at Langley...?
Remember Gawd's Razor: All things being equal, the explanation involving to most outrageous and sinister American/Zionist conspiracy theory tends to be the correct one.
Okay then:

bin Laden was a triple-agent, Muslim extremist/CIA plant/Mossad flunkie. He took orders from Jerusalem to talk the CIA into a pogrom against the Muslims.
Therefore the Jews and the Bush administration really were behind 9/11. It all makes sense! :o

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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:04 pm

Ian wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Ian wrote: Remember Gawd's Razor: All things being equal, the explanation involving to most outrageous and sinister American/Zionist conspiracy theory tends to be the correct one.
Okay then:

bin Laden was a triple-agent, Muslim extremist/CIA plant/Mossad flunkie. He took orders from Jerusalem to talk the CIA into a pogrom against the Muslims.
Therefore the Jews and the Bush administration really were behind 9/11. It all makes sense! :o
And the Reptilians are behind it all. They're Merkins you know.
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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Gawd » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:36 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawd wrote:Osama bin Laden is was a genius, the US can'tafford to fight Iran let alone pay the interest on all the money it owes.

And if you've not noticed, Iran is not threatening anyone, except wiping Israel off the map, the destruction of the US and parking massive military might (implicitly with its nukes that it, wink wink, isn't really developing, but is)..
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You spew typical American bile. Iran has never threatened to use nukes or even have nukes. As for Israel, Iran wants it to dissolve and give equal recognition to the Palestinians, which is noble and should have the support of everyone who see that apartheid is wrong. Face it, Israel and America are the bullies. And America should shut up about nukes, seeing as it used 2 of them to murder hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in cold blood.
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Gawd wrote: It is America and Israel that are threatening Iran and making it a scape goat.
A scapegoat? What actions of what other country are being falsely blamed on Iran?
The Holocaust and America raping Iraq.

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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:58 am

Oh, man. Scolding someone else as "spewing vile"? From you? Our carpet-chewer in chief? :doglol:
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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:24 pm

Gawd wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawd wrote:Osama bin Laden is was a genius, the US can'tafford to fight Iran let alone pay the interest on all the money it owes.

And if you've not noticed, Iran is not threatening anyone, except wiping Israel off the map, the destruction of the US and parking massive military might (implicitly with its nukes that it, wink wink, isn't really developing, but is)..
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You spew typical American bile. Iran has never threatened to use nukes or even have nukes.
They have threatened to wipe Israel off the map. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/30/weeki ... 17&ei=5070
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Tuesday that as long as Israel was in possession of atomic weapons, Iran would not halt its nuclear program.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/iran-world- ... kes-1.5301 A tad oblique, yes, but excuse me if I don't think he really means: as long as Israel possesses nuclear weapons, then we will develop peaceful nuclear energy. Iran's right to produce nuclear energy has never been an issue - it's his development of weapons grade uranium that's the problem and his production of the kinds of equipment used for weapons production but not for energy production.

Israel and the United States will soon be destroyed, says Ahmadinejad: http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 54,00.html

And, he just threatened to park warships off our shores, so. It seems that what I wrote was accurate, ay?
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As for Israel, Iran wants it to dissolve and give equal recognition to the Palestinians, which is noble and should have the support of everyone who see that apartheid is wrong. Face it, Israel and America are the bullies. And America should shut up about nukes, seeing as it used 2 of them to murder hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in cold blood.
Well, yes, the US used two nuclear weapons to end the bloodiest war in human history, which was started by Germany, Japan and Italy, and their allies the Arab countries. I suppose the words "wipe off the map" and "eradicate" and utterly destroy, and that sort of thing could be read to mean "we would like you to give equal treatment to the Palestinians....

Anyway - the Palestinians have their lands. They aren't entitled to Israel. And, I'll worry about whether Arab Muslims get equal treatment in a plot of desert the size of New Jersey, when one Arab country gives equal treatment to atheists, Christians, Buddhists, Jews, homosexuals and women. Until then, they can go fuck off and die for all I care. Fuck them. Fuck off, and fuck everyone who supports their sorry asses.
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Gawd wrote: It is America and Israel that are threatening Iran and making it a scape goat.
A scapegoat? What actions of what other country are being falsely blamed on Iran?
The Holocaust and America raping Iraq.[/quote]

Nobody has blamed Iran for the holocaust. And, America didn't rape Iraq, it saved it from the likes of Hussein, and nobody has blamed Iran for it anyway, so it can't be scapegoating. Try again.

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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by laklak » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:55 pm

Gawd wrote: And America should shut up about nukes, seeing as it used 2 of them to murder hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in cold blood.
Lol.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:06 pm

laklak wrote:
Gawd wrote: And America should shut up about nukes, seeing as it used 2 of them to murder hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in cold blood.
Lol.
:shock: You laugh at the US dropping bombs on military targets? Shame on you. Those bombs were EXPENSIVE.
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Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Don't Panic » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:56 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
laklak wrote:
Gawd wrote: And America should shut up about nukes, seeing as it used 2 of them to murder hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in cold blood.
Lol.
:shock: You laugh at the US dropping bombs on military targets? Shame on you. Those bombs were EXPENSIVE.
Not only that, the first one was untested, imagine if it hadn't worked.


Would have been an even bigger waste.
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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by klr » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:06 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
laklak wrote:
Gawd wrote: And America should shut up about nukes, seeing as it used 2 of them to murder hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in cold blood.
Lol.
:shock: You laugh at the US dropping bombs on military targets? Shame on you. Those bombs were EXPENSIVE.
True. Starving them, or gassing them, or chopping them up with swords would have been much cheaper. But who would do things like that ... :tea:
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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:05 pm

Al-Qaida has sent a message to the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, asking him to stop spreading conspiracy theories about the 9/11 attacks.

Iranian media on Wednesday reported quotes from what appears to be an article published in the latest issue of the al-Qaida English language magazine, Inspire, which described Ahmadinejad's remarks over the 11 September attacks as "ridiculous".

In his UN general assembly speech last week, Ahmadinejad cast doubt over the official version of the 2001 attacks.

"The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al-Qaida was behind 9/11 but rather, the US government," the article said, according to Iranian media. "So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/se ... conspiracy

But...of course... Al Qaeta are all CIA operatives anyhow....so....

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Re: Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike in Israel & USA?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:14 pm

Iran 'steals surface-to-air missiles from Libya'
Iran's Revolutionary Guards have stolen dozens of sophisticated Russian-made surface-to-air missiles from Libya and smuggled them across the border to neighbouring Sudan, according to Western intelligence reports. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... Libya.html

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