Charlie Hebdo: Gun attack on French magazine kills 12

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Post by AvtomatKalashnikova » Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:57 pm

Scumple wrote:The answer is gas. Don't need to descend to their level and be destructive. Nerve gas. One canister should be enough. Hopefully the French and the Germans will now find something they can agree here? :read:
Gas not always so effective for hostages. Effective for minimize Spetznaz casualty, maybe...

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Scumple wrote:The answer is gas. Don't need to descend to their level and be destructive. Nerve gas. One canister should be enough. Hopefully the French and the Germans will now find something they can agree here? :read:
Gas not always so effective for hostages. Effective for minimize Spetznaz casualty, maybe...
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Re: Charlie Hebdo: Gun attack on French magazine kills 12

Post by laklak » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:16 pm

Looks like one got away from the supermarket and is on the run. 3 down, 1 to go.

Kill them all, let Allah sort them out.
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Post by MrJonno » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:21 pm

laklak wrote:Looks like one got away from the supermarket and is on the run. 3 down, 1 to go.

Kill them all, let Allah sort them out.

Need these fuckers alive for err enhanced but EU legal interrogation, quite possibly even if costs hostages their lives

Far bigger punishment sticking these scum in a jail to rot for the rest of their lives ( through no matter how unlikely parole should be at least considered after 30 years or so)
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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:29 pm

Nah, just shoot the fuckers. Costs a fortune to try them and keep them in prison, I can get a 9mm hollow point for 25 cents. If they need someone to pull the trigger I'll volunteer.
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Post by MrJonno » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:45 pm

laklak wrote:Nah, just shoot the fuckers. Costs a fortune to try them and keep them in prison, I can get a 9mm hollow point for 25 cents. If they need someone to pull the trigger I'll volunteer.
It's a lot harder to find all their mates if they are dead
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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:47 pm

True. OK, enhancedly and vigorously interrogate them first. I'll get the car battery and jumper cables, somebody bring a bucket of salt water.
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Post by MrJonno » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:03 pm

laklak wrote:True. OK, enhancedly and vigorously interrogate them first. I'll get the car battery and jumper cables, somebody bring a bucket of salt water.

It's scary that you seem to know exactly how to do it
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Post by piscator » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:24 pm

I wonder if they'll have a, "Je courra avec vous" campaign any time soon?

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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:03 pm

laklak wrote:Looks like one got away from the supermarket and is on the run. 3 down, 1 to go.

Kill them all, let Allah sort them out.
How on earth one managed to escape is beyond me. The authorities should have had that siege buttoned up tight...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:10 pm

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laklak wrote:Looks like one got away from the supermarket and is on the run. 3 down, 1 to go.

Kill them all, let Allah sort them out.
How on earth one managed to escape is beyond me. The authorities should have had that siege buttoned up tight...
There were some reports that she wasn't even at the siege, only her boyfriend. Things get confused in such situations.
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Post by Seth » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:12 pm

MrJonno wrote:
laklak wrote:True. OK, enhancedly and vigorously interrogate them first. I'll get the car battery and jumper cables, somebody bring a bucket of salt water.

It's scary that you seem to know exactly how to do it
It ain't rocket surgery. All you gotta do is think about what would be most painful for you and then do it to the other guy.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:21 pm

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laklak wrote:True. OK, enhancedly and vigorously interrogate them first. I'll get the car battery and jumper cables, somebody bring a bucket of salt water.

It's scary that you seem to know exactly how to do it
It ain't rocket surgery. All you gotta do is think about what would be most painful for you and then do it to the other guy.
So you hide his guns? :hehe:
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Post by piscator » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:34 pm

"They said they want to die as martyrs", great.

How come none of these dirty little shoeshine boys want to martyr their eyes, or their legs? Allah would surely be pleased with a pair of legs, disarticulated at the hip! It would certainly show some balls, no?

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Post by Seth » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:37 pm

piscator wrote:"They said they want to die as martyrs", great.

How come none of these dirty little shoeshine boys want to martyr their eyes, or their legs? Allah would surely be pleased with a pair of legs, disarticulated at the hip! It would certainly show some balls, no?
Probably not, as the scrotum is attached to the pelvis, not the leg.
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