Afghanistan. It's fucked

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Re: Afghanistan. It's fucked

Post by laklak » Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:03 pm

Ban the Taliban? No, MUCH better to ban the President of the United States. I mean, he made mean tweets! He OFFENDED people!!!!!

All the Taliban does is burn people alive and rape children. NOWHERE near as bad a Orange Man.
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Post by Cunt » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:34 pm

But Trump might cause someone to wear horns and wander into federal buildings...can't allow that. Might lead to not taking Nervous Nancy seriously.

In other news, she talked about caring for the women and girls in afganistan. Showing her bigotry, insensitivity and hilarity all at once. I bet she would kneel, if their tone was the right one.
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Post by Cunt » Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:56 pm

The memes have it.

Someone should fact-check this - stat!

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Post by Joe » Mon Aug 16, 2021 11:58 pm

Fake news! There's no hair sniffing! :lay:
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Post by Cunt » Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:41 am

One of the commentariat said there was a high percentage of Muslims in that country who prefer sharia law.

If true, that suggests kicking out the US and bringing in someone more agreeable to that, sounds like democracy.

Sure got me wondering who will end up with the poppyseeds though...
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Post by aufbahrung » Tue Aug 17, 2021 1:52 am

macdoc wrote:
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not the brightest bulb

https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7ewax/ ... ource=digg
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macdoc wrote:
Tue Aug 17, 2021 1:04 am
not the brightest bulb

https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7ewax/ ... ource=digg
Got called 'Absolute Mad Lord' by the Lotus Eaters today. They also pleaded with their government to protect this national treasure.

It's bold, whatever else it is.
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Post by aufbahrung » Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:10 am

'Well, we all are going to die'

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Post by JimC » Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:54 am

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-17/ ... /100382960
China is ready to deepen "friendly and cooperative" relations with Afghanistan, a foreign ministry spokeswoman says, after the Taliban seized control of the country.

"The Afghan Taliban said on multiple occasions that it hopes to grow sound relations with China, looks forward to China's participation in Afghanistan's reconstruction and development, and will never allow any force to use the Afghan territory to engage in acts detrimental to China," spokeswoman Hua Chunying told a press briefing.

"We welcome those statements."
I trust that Afghani women and girls deeply appreciate these sentiments...
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Post by Cunt » Tue Aug 17, 2021 5:14 am

My sweetheart has had an interest in the secret marathon.
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I'm guessing we won't be going this year. Might try to get a copy to watch with my sweetheart. One of the small things I try to do to be a good runner, is to make myself available to run with people who are anxious about running alone (we ran past 2 sleeping mumblers tonight). It looks so feeble compared to trying to train in Afghanistan. And with hills like that on top of everything else...
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Post by aufbahrung » Tue Aug 17, 2021 5:37 am

Westernised enough to know the West, fundy enough to try blowing up the West, trouble ahead I figure...trumps final gift gonna be a gift that keeps giving
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Post by Cunt » Tue Aug 17, 2021 5:55 am

How can you blame Turnip for this? Didn't Biden just say a little while ago, that there wouldn't be helicopter rescues from he embassy.

Before he sent Psaki on vacay, and hid in the basement, I mean.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:30 am

Cunt wrote:
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How can you blame Turnip for this?
Trump initiated the peace deal with the Taliban. You can't have peace with the Taliban.

gop.com trumpeted the following in June last year:
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS CONTINUED TO TAKE THE LEAD IN PEACE TALKS AS HE SIGNED A HISTORIC PEACE AGREEMENT WITH THE TALIBAN IN AFGHANISTAN, WHICH WOULD END AMERICA'S LONGEST WAR

On February 2, 2020, the Trump Administration signed a preliminary peace agreement with the Taliban that sets the stage to end America's longest war.
Of course it has deleted the page as soon as events proved the deal to be inevitably disastrous, but it has been archived at the Wayback Machine.

Trump's idiotic peace deal has placed Biden in a no-win position. He looks bad for going through with the withdrawal of troops because of the catastrophic consequences for most Afghanis. He'd be called a warmonger if he reneged on the deal Trump has signed. All the right wingers would wag their finger, saying "We told you so" and use it as evidence that Biden just cannot be trusted to do the right thing ever.
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Re: Afghanistan. It's fucked

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:40 am

There is little point in blaming individual western politicians. The whole fucking catastrophe is a nasty intersection of the poisonous fruits of religion and the turgid forces of power politics.
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