Take That, Baconistas!

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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by FBM » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:39 am

"I shall return with bacon." - Gen. Douglas McArthur
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:03 pm

"We shall fry it on the beaches, we shall fry it on the landing grounds, we shall fry it in the fields and in the streets, we shall fry it in the hills; we shall never eat cheese, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were cheese choked and starving, then our Empire beyond the cheese, grilled and baked by the British Cooks, would carry on the struggle, until, in Bacon's good time, the new BLT, with all its nom and delight, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old sarnies."
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Eddie » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:53 pm

Bacon maketh itself tasty and crispy on the evil and on the good, and sendeth weight problems on the just and on the unjust.
- Jesus Christ

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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:59 pm

"All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to let bacon go bad."
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Eddie » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:14 pm

"I had stroke five times but im still eating, living proof bacon's good if you need a reason." - 2Pac

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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:15 pm

Behold, I saw a pale cheese, and on it was a pale bacon.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Eddie » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:50 am

Top ten bacon quotes from Homer Simpson:

1. “(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"

2. “Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”

3. “When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”

4. “Is it Bacon Day?”

5. “Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge.”

6. “Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”

7. Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!

8. “[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”

9. “Mmm … bacon”

10. “Mmm … unexplained bacon”

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