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by AshtonBlack » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:12 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:Mallardz wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Lozzer wrote:Who likes Koreans anyway?
I've "liked" a few. I think FBM may have input as well.
He said "They are all pricks nuke the bastards" I think.....
He's in the fall-out pattern. And he'd never loose all those
LBFMs.
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Not sure that'd help, but whatever!
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by FBM » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:04 am
I have 'input' a certain number of Korean LBFMs and I'd really hate to see anything happen to the ones I haven't had a shot at yet...
Oh, and AB, I like your definition of LBFM as well...
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by redunderthebed » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:44 am
AshtonBlack wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Mallardz wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Lozzer wrote:Who likes Koreans anyway?
I've "liked" a few. I think FBM may have input as well.
He said "They are all pricks nuke the bastards" I think.....
He's in the fall-out pattern. And he'd never loose all those
LBFMs.
La
Bella
Fortuna's
Mammaries?
Not sure that'd help, but whatever!
Little brown fucking machines i believe.
But both acronyms are good.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:50 am
redunderthebed wrote:Little brown fucking machines i believe.
But both acronyms are good.
I think LBFM began as a pun on LBJ, (Long Bien Jail, not Lyndon Baines Johnson) as the Long Bien Fucking Machine was rather notorious.
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by JimC » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:40 am
Well I quite like sesame oil and garlic, thank very much...
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:44 am
JimC wrote:Well I quite like sesame oil and garlic, thank very much...
Sesame seed oil is the best vaginal/anal lubricant I've ever found. Just sayin'.
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by JimC » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:51 am
Gawdzilla wrote:JimC wrote:Well I quite like sesame oil and garlic, thank very much...
Sesame seed oil is the best vaginal/anal lubricant I've ever found. Just sayin'.
I'll never think of Korean food in the same light again!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:56 am
JimC wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:JimC wrote:Well I quite like sesame oil and garlic, thank very much...
Sesame seed oil is the best vaginal/anal lubricant I've ever found. Just sayin'.
I'll never think of Korean food in the same light again!
I advised a couple in San Diego that had a problem. His equipment was in the mega range and her gynecologist had told them to either use lube or forget about sex. They were frantic. I suggested sesame seed oil as it was the slippierest stuff in the known universe. The grin on his face the next day was all the report I needed on that.
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by FBM » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:16 am
Gawdzilla wrote:I advised a couple in San Diego that had a problem. His equipment was in the mega range and her gynecologist had told them to either use lube or forget about sex. They were frantic. I suggested sesame seed oil as it was the slippierest stuff in the known universe. The grin on his face the next day was all the report I needed on that.
Hmm. That's sold in every mom-and-pop on every street corner around here. *makes mental note*
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:19 am
FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:I advised a couple in San Diego that had a problem. His equipment was in the mega range and her gynecologist had told them to either use lube or forget about sex. They were frantic. I suggested sesame seed oil as it was the slippierest stuff in the known universe. The grin on his face the next day was all the report I needed on that.
Hmm. That's sold in every mom-and-pop on every street corner around here. *makes mental note*
Where do you think I got the idea?
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by FBM » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:39 am
Gawdzilla wrote:FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:I advised a couple in San Diego that had a problem. His equipment was in the mega range and her gynecologist had told them to either use lube or forget about sex. They were frantic. I suggested sesame seed oil as it was the slippierest stuff in the known universe. The grin on his face the next day was all the report I needed on that.
Hmm. That's sold in every mom-and-pop on every street corner around here. *makes mental note*
Where do you think I got the idea?
Mom and pop?
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:42 am
FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:I advised a couple in San Diego that had a problem. His equipment was in the mega range and her gynecologist had told them to either use lube or forget about sex. They were frantic. I suggested sesame seed oil as it was the slippierest stuff in the known universe. The grin on his face the next day was all the report I needed on that.
Hmm. That's sold in every mom-and-pop on every street corner around here. *makes mental note*
Where do you think I got the idea?
Mom and pop?
You mean that place on the corner of Bellflower and Rosecrans in L.A.?
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by FBM » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:54 am
Gawdzilla wrote:You mean that place on the corner of Bellflower and Rosecrans in L.A.?
Nah, never been to LA. Thinking more along the lines of the corner of 남선 and 불길.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:03 pm
FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:You mean that place on the corner of Bellflower and Rosecrans in L.A.?
Nah, never been to LA. Thinking more along the lines of the corner of 남선 and 불길.
Is that place even open at high tide?
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by FBM » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:11 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:You mean that place on the corner of Bellflower and Rosecrans in L.A.?
Nah, never been to LA. Thinking more along the lines of the corner of 남선 and 불길.
Is that place even open at high tide?
Sure, that's when KJI usually drops by for a quick lube job.
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