The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by FBM » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:56 am

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hadespussercats wrote:It's obvious he was talking about shooting a different kind of skeet.

They want pictures? Is that even legal?

Republicans don't understand black slang.
:funny: I wonder how many Ratz understand that? :lol:
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Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 am

My answer was funnier. :sulk:

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Post by cronus » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:03 am

This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
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Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:06 am

How the fuck do you figure shooting skeet (A stereotypical past time of the absurdly wealthy) is going to bond him with the black male vote?

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Post by cronus » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:08 am

Făkünamę wrote:How the fuck do you figure shooting skeet (A stereotypical past time of the absurdly wealthy) is going to bond him with the black male vote?
Shooting skeet is shooting skeet. :tup:
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Post by Robert_S » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:13 am

Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by cronus » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:17 am

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Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.
He does appear to be shooting both holes there? :{D
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Post by FBM » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:19 am

Făkünamę wrote:My answer was funnier. :sulk:
And also accurate. :lol:

Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
Yeah, because a) he didn't do well among blacks in either election and b) he still gives a shit what voters think despite not needing them anymore. ;)
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Post by Robert_S » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:23 am

Scrumple wrote:
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Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.
He does appear to be shooting both holes there? :{D
It wasn't as sad as Sarah Palin's performance.

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:23 am

Scrumple wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:How the fuck do you figure shooting skeet (A stereotypical past time of the absurdly wealthy) is going to bond him with the black male vote?
Shooting skeet is shooting skeet. :tup:
I think you're giving the voting people too much credit.

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Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:25 am

Robert_S wrote:
Scrumple wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.
He does appear to be shooting both holes there? :{D
It wasn't as sad as Sarah Palin's performance.
In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.

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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by Robert_S » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:32 am

Făkünamę wrote: In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.
True enough, but hunting is something central to her persona. Obama's just trying to show he isn't a hoplophobe.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:59 am

When I had a shotgun, it never did that weird venting sideways thing...

It just fucked up rabbits to the max...
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Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:02 am

Just looking at the wagging the dog. :)

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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:04 am

20 gauges are for wusses,,,

Real men fire 12 gauges...
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