Ouch...why do you hurt me, Hades?hadespussercats wrote:Coito, I think you're just trying to look sympathetic so Katy Perry will marry you next. You should be thanking Brand for bringing her 50% closer to your league.
Have you ever seen Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry together in the same room? Neither have I. Just sayin'.Coito ergo sum wrote:Ouch...why do you hurt me, Hades?hadespussercats wrote:Coito, I think you're just trying to look sympathetic so Katy Perry will marry you next. You should be thanking Brand for bringing her 50% closer to your league.
But, while Katy is quite fetching, I am quite sure She Who Must Be Obeyed would be displeased at the prospect of being replaced by Katy Perry.
...now, if Zooey Deschanel is available, we may have to have a chat....
I missed one.
Men do not think that it counts if they getCoito ergo sum wrote:
I thought someone would come at me for saying that cheating with girls isnt cheating, but cheating with guys is cheating. Usually someone gets their dander up over that sort of thing
...I just can't seem to convince She Who Must Be Obeyed to avail herself of the extracurricular cunnilingus....surreptitious57 wrote:Men do not think that it counts if they getCoito ergo sum wrote:
I thought someone would come at me for saying that cheating with girls isnt cheating, but cheating with guys is cheating. Usually someone gets their dander up over that sort of thing
a blow job off another woman so presumably then
they have no problem with their significant other having
extra curricular cunnilingus whenever such an opportunity arises
Would that help me get into a good college?maiforpeace wrote:Don't call it extra curricular cunnilingus for starters.
You're studying to be a sex therapist?hadespussercats wrote:Would that help me get into a good college?maiforpeace wrote:Don't call it extra curricular cunnilingus for starters.
Depends how you manage to get your prospective sugar daddy addicted to it.hadespussercats wrote:Would that help me get into a good college?maiforpeace wrote:Don't call it extra curricular cunnilingus for starters.
Why?maiforpeace wrote:Don't call it extra curricular cunnilingus for starters.
No. I just know schools are looking for people who have lots of extracurricular activities, and that seems like one where I could really excel.maiforpeace wrote:You're studying to be a sex therapist?hadespussercats wrote:Would that help me get into a good college?maiforpeace wrote:Don't call it extra curricular cunnilingus for starters.
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