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Post by laklak » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:31 am

Tomorrow I'm buying all the fucking Spam.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:00 am

Good reading material from the CDC:https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nc ... urces.html

Testing seems to play the role you'd expect: helping clarify the picture, with caveats.
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Post by laklak » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:22 am

Well are you?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:51 am

What happens when the pandemic is over? Well, Covid-19 simply becomes endemic - part of the population of viruses 'out there' that infect humans, and following the general seasonal patterns of viral infection and reinfection that, eventually, builds up a critical level of herd immunity...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:58 am

.. or kills us all. :tea:
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Post by laklak » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:05 am

M-O-O-N that spells dead motherfuckers.
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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:06 am

I put my faith in the Holy Gin...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:11 am

There was a lady on the radio today saying you can make you own hand sanitizer by mixing hand cream with a little gin or vodka.

Do you think that'll work with beer?
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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:01 am

Not enough alcohol, Brian...
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:07 am

Beer is to be used in all situations where other drinks might be used, like water. You drink it.

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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:10 am

Gin is to beer as beer is to water... :levi:
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Post by Cunt » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:15 am

Inspected my trail. All frozen cock-stiff. No traffic. Certified C18-free.

Last week this 50km stretch had so much traffic, it was blocked up like a basement toilet. Cardio-nuts every one. I stayed away from the area today, but my photo from the crazy crowds made it into the local paper.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:42 am

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Post by Animavore » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:16 am

Another great summary on President Fuckwit's impotence by Heather Cox.

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