Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes in a

Post Reply
User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 60854
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:
Contact pErvinalia

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:35 am

I wonder if one can get toe herpes?
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
Top
User avatar
laklak
Posts: 21022
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
Location: Tannhauser Gate
Contact:
Contact laklak

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by laklak » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:04 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I wonder if one can get toe herpes?
Sure. And lots cheaper at Walmart.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Top
User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13769
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Where ever you are, Goethe was a Poet.
Location: Africa
Contact:
Contact rainbow

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by rainbow » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:50 am

Put a sock in it.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4
Top
User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:
Contact mistermack

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by mistermack » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:30 am

rainbow wrote:Put a sock in it.
Yes, that's enough corny puns, thanks very much.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
Top
User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 60854
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:
Contact pErvinalia

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:35 am

You know the thread has gone on too long when multiple puns have been repeated. :tea:
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
Top
User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13769
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Where ever you are, Goethe was a Poet.
Location: Africa
Contact:
Contact rainbow

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by rainbow » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:50 am

This thread sucks.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4
Top
User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 60854
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:
Contact pErvinalia

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:51 am

That's corny man! No mean feat. :coffee:
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
Top
User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13769
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Where ever you are, Goethe was a Poet.
Location: Africa
Contact:
Contact rainbow

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by rainbow » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:57 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56BvNtEbdc&feature=kp[/youtube]
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4
Top
User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:
Contact FBM

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:21 am

"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Top
User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:
Contact mistermack

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by mistermack » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:01 pm

This little piggy says, move on. Pop the socks jokes in the bin.

The guy wasn't serious, he was just pulling her leg.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
Top
User avatar
Faithfree
The Potable Atheist
Posts: 16174
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:58 am
About me: All things in moderation, including moderation
Location: Planet of the grapes
Contact:
Contact Faithfree

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by Faithfree » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:23 pm

I think I'll just tip toe away from this thread....
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
Top
User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:
Contact mistermack

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by mistermack » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:17 am

It's about time they put that 'sucker behind bars. Make him toe the line.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
Top
User avatar
Hermit
Posts: 25806
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
About me: Cantankerous grump
Location: Ignore lithpt
Contact:
Contact Hermit

Re: Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes i

Post by Hermit » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:24 am

mistermack wrote:It's about time they put that 'sucker behind bars. Make him toe the line.
L8

Apparently the man has been found and arrested. He has previous convictions and is lucky if he gets away with just a fine. If so, he'll just have to foot the bill.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
Top
Post Reply

Return to “News, Current Events & Politics”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 20 guests