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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:35 am

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mistermack wrote:
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mistermack wrote:Fuck, if he'd done that in front of my kids, he would have got his gun shoved up his ass.
Are you retarded?
I'm not retarded. I'm above average intelligence, but not massively so.

Why, are you looking for someone your level to correspond with? I'm sorry, I wouldn't have the patience.
I think perhaps the authorities should look in on you. You seem to be a person who not only entertains, but sees as proper, the indoctrination of children into your fantasies of forced sodomy and sexual violence. :?
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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by orpheus » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:03 am

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Blind groper wrote:I was in exactly the same position about 20 years ago. No gun, of course. We had a feral cat in our street, and it had a litter of kittens in my back yard. I collected the kittens, put them in a plastic bin, and drove them to the SPCA. I got treated by SPCA staff as if I was the devil incarnate, and they extracted $50 from me as a fee for humanely euthanasing them. My whole visit was soured by their general nastiness.

I went out and bought a cage trap, and set it up for the mother. Caught it within a few days with a bit of meat as bait. I put the whole trap in a plastic rubbish bag, and tipped chloroform onto a rag and put it in the bag also (not in physical contact with the cat) and sealed the bag. An hour later, I buried the dead cat. My attitude now is that I will not ever touch the SPCA again with a 40 foot barge pole. Arseholes!
You could instead have had the mother cat spayed and released. No need to have killed her, and she wouldn't breed any more kittens. This is often done here.
Dude, feral cats are pests, just like rats. Why waste public funds spaying or castrating a cat? Just shoot the damned thing and be done with it. Costs a dime that way.
Your empathy for other living creatures is something to behold, Seth. A dime, huh? Compared to those public funds you don't want to waste on the animals? How much of your tax dollar goes to organizations that do the vast majority of this work, such as the Humane Society/ ASPCA? Oh, that's right - they're non-governmental, non-profit organizations.

Your economics are off too.

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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:46 am

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Blind groper wrote:I was in exactly the same position about 20 years ago. No gun, of course. We had a feral cat in our street, and it had a litter of kittens in my back yard. I collected the kittens, put them in a plastic bin, and drove them to the SPCA. I got treated by SPCA staff as if I was the devil incarnate, and they extracted $50 from me as a fee for humanely euthanasing them. My whole visit was soured by their general nastiness.

I went out and bought a cage trap, and set it up for the mother. Caught it within a few days with a bit of meat as bait. I put the whole trap in a plastic rubbish bag, and tipped chloroform onto a rag and put it in the bag also (not in physical contact with the cat) and sealed the bag. An hour later, I buried the dead cat. My attitude now is that I will not ever touch the SPCA again with a 40 foot barge pole. Arseholes!
You could instead have had the mother cat spayed and released. No need to have killed her, and she wouldn't breed any more kittens. This is often done here.
Dude, feral cats are pests, just like rats. Why waste public funds spaying or castrating a cat? Just shoot the damned thing and be done with it. Costs a dime that way.
Your empathy for other living creatures is something to behold, Seth. A dime, huh? Compared to those public funds you don't want to waste on the animals? How much of your tax dollar goes to organizations that do the vast majority of this work, such as the Humane Society/ ASPCA? Oh, that's right - they're non-governmental, non-profit organizations.

Your economics are off too.
I have plenty of empathy for other living creatures, I just decline to anthropomorphize them. That I have no problem killing feral cats doesn't mean I have any interest in offing Fluffy, or Rover. Just because I think the BLM should issue hunting licenses for feral horses (a non-native species that's devastating public lands all across the west) doesn't mean I want to abuse Seabiscuit. Just because I've whacked tens of thousands of prairie dogs in my life doesn't mean I want to exterminate prairie dogs. Quite the contrary. I spent most of my life MANAGING the prairie dog population on my ranch precisely so that I could keep a healthy, reasonably-sized colony that could co-exist with my livestock and with the other wildlife I chose to protect and preserve. This required regular culling of the population because in constrained habitats prairie dogs will eat themselves out of house and home, overpopulate, become weak and diseased, destroy the ecosystem and eventually be totally wiped out by Yersinia Pestis.

Anthropomorphists refuse to understand the important distinction between species conservation and saving every single individual fuzzy creature. Conservation often requires killing members of a managed species in order to keep the population healthy, and in the case of feral cats to keep OTHER species healthy and free of a ravenous predator that, by way of example, kills millions upon millions of songbirds every year.

Killing feral cats is just as reasonable and necessary as killing rabid raccoons or Norway rats, or any other pest that's unbalancing the ecosystem.

Almost nobody (except the PETA fuckwits) complains about trapping mice and rats, or killing wasps and spiders because they aren't cute and fuzzy and aren't domesticated. But try to kill a feral dog, cat or horse, or even a feral hog, and the ass clowns who think that every animal is sacred go ballistic, even when killing a feral domestic animal helps to preserve other species and habitats that the feral animals are destroying.

So my empathy lies with healthy ecosystems and populations of animals that are supposed to be there being unmolested by artificially introduced predators and ecosystem destroyers that just happen to be cute enough to tug at the heartstrings of mindless idiots.
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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by Warren Dew » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:01 am

Our city has a rat problem. I think we need more feral cats.

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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by tattuchu » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:27 pm

Warren Dew wrote:Our city has a rat problem. I think we need more feral cats.
Unless the cats make friends with the rats. It happens :?
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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:01 pm

Groper, careful with your chloroform. It can dissove the plastic bag. Plus you are polluting. Car exhaust and a garden hose will do the trick.

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Post by Warren Dew » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:01 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Warren Dew wrote:Our city has a rat problem. I think we need more feral cats.
Unless the cats make friends with the rats. It happens :?
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Post by Seth » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:08 am

Warren Dew wrote:Our city has a rat problem. I think we need more feral cats.
Hire more rat-catchers. There's plenty of unemployed dependent class leeches out there who could be doing useful work like that.
Ten cents a rat-tail.
I suspect that more cats are killed by Norway rats than vice-versa. They can be fucking HUGE.
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Post by piscator » Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:55 am

Seth wrote:
Warren Dew wrote:Our city has a rat problem. I think we need more feral cats.
Hire more rat-catchers. There's plenty of unemployed dependent class leeches out there who could be doing useful work like that.
Ten cents a rat-tail.
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In 1983 the USDA/USDI (1986) estimated that 88% of the cattle produced in Idaho, 64% in Wyoming and 63% in Arizona grazed at least part of the year on public rangelands. Nearly half of the sheep producers with more than 2,500 head used public rangeland.
Let's get these multigenerational welfare recipients off the public teat, out of their white supremacist churches, and into the cities chasing another class of vermin on quotas for 1099 wages. Then we'll see how many of them are tough enough to hold down real jobs as bounty hunters.
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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by Gallstones » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:15 am

piscator wrote:
In 1983 the USDA/USDI (1986) estimated that 88% of the cattle produced in Idaho, 64% in Wyoming and 63% in Arizona grazed at least part of the year on public rangelands. Nearly half of the sheep producers with more than 2,500 head used public rangeland.
Let's get these multigenerational welfare recipients off the public teat, out of their white supremacist churches, and into the cities chasing another class of vermin on quotas for 1099 wages. Then we'll see how many of them are tough enough to hold down real jobs as bounty hunters.
Win/Win all around. :yes:
They pay a fee per head. How is that welfare?
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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by piscator » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:18 pm

Gallstones wrote:
They pay a fee per head. How is that welfare?
As of 2013, the fee is $1.35 per head/month. You can't buy a bale of straw for $1.35, much less graze a cow or a sheep on your own land for $16.20/year, so it amounts to a taxpayer-funded subsidy. Welfare pure and simple.
Moreover, cows and sheep are taxpayer-funded ecosystem destroyers and public land ranchers are taxpayer-funded artificially-introduced predators.

Isn't it racist to assume that no blacks or hispanics are ranchers?
Not in Sand Point, Idaho or Chugwater, Wyoming...You must be thinking of Lopez Foods, one of McDonald's major meat suppliers and major corporate welfare recipient? :awesome:

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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by Warren Dew » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:47 pm

piscator wrote:
Gallstones wrote:They pay a fee per head. How is that welfare?
As of 2013, the fee is $1.35 per head/month. You can't buy a bale of straw for $1.35, much less graze a cow or a sheep on your own land for $16.20/year, so it amounts to a taxpayer-funded subsidy.
To the contrary, you can graze a cow or sheep on your own land for free.

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Re: Cop ''takes care'' of kittens

Post by piscator » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:58 pm

Warren Dew wrote:
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Gallstones wrote:They pay a fee per head. How is that welfare?
As of 2013, the fee is $1.35 per head/month. You can't buy a bale of straw for $1.35, much less graze a cow or a sheep on your own land for $16.20/year, so it amounts to a taxpayer-funded subsidy.
To the contrary, you can graze a cow or sheep on your own land for free.

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Post by Svartalf » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:06 pm

pretty much... when you know how much land you need to pasture a sheep, much less a cow... let alone whole herds of them
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Post by piscator » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:13 pm

"I'm gonna be a cattle baron!"
"How you gonna work that?"
"Well, I'll buy calves for $40, and sell cows and steers the next year for $50. That's 25% pure profit! Reinvest that profit in calves for a few years, and then I'll buy WalMart!!" :{D
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