Just as long as they're not relaxing with Barbara Cartland. That would be ... awkward.Clinton Huxley wrote:Relaxing with a Barbara Cartland, perhaps?Rum wrote:Women are very poorly represented in this thread. I suppose they are busy cooking, sewing and stuff.
It is International Women's day!
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She's been dead 13 years and has written 297 books in that time. An inspiration to us all.klr wrote:Just as long as they're not relaxing with Barbara Cartland. That would be ... awkward.Clinton Huxley wrote:Relaxing with a Barbara Cartland, perhaps?Rum wrote:Women are very poorly represented in this thread. I suppose they are busy cooking, sewing and stuff.
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I'm an international woman! 
Yeah............. pretty much meh...
Yeah............. pretty much meh...
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Should I be expecting gifts?! 
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This is in honour of women, by Scotland's national poet, Robert Burns:
"Auld Nature swears the lovely dears her noblest work she classes, oh; her prentice han she tried on man, an then she made the lassies, oh!"
("Mother Nature says she believes that the lovely dears are the best thing she's made; when she was just an apprentice, she made men, and then (when she was skilled) she made women.")
"Auld Nature swears the lovely dears her noblest work she classes, oh; her prentice han she tried on man, an then she made the lassies, oh!"
("Mother Nature says she believes that the lovely dears are the best thing she's made; when she was just an apprentice, she made men, and then (when she was skilled) she made women.")
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Merginificated.
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I have yet to receive gifts!Kristie wrote:Should I be expecting gifts?!
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Kristie wrote:I have yet to receive gifts!Kristie wrote:Should I be expecting gifts?!
Will this do for now?
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Yes, thank you!John_fi_Skye wrote:Kristie wrote:I have yet to receive gifts!Kristie wrote:Should I be expecting gifts?!
Will this do for now?
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I've popped a tampon in the post.Kristie wrote:I have yet to receive gifts!Kristie wrote:Should I be expecting gifts?!
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rEvolutionist wrote:I've popped a tampon in the post.Kristie wrote:I have yet to receive gifts!Kristie wrote:Should I be expecting gifts?!
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'er indoors 'll be right pleased...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Kristie wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:I've popped a tampon in the post.Kristie wrote:I have yet to receive gifts!Kristie wrote:Should I be expecting gifts?!
You're welcome.
Uh, I mean....
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