The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by FBM » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:56 pm

Scrumple wrote:Modern cameras are multi-focus and produce a nuanced depth of field. Just saying that doesn't appear to be the case here and is reminiscent of a known journalistic technique for artificially rendering a depth of field effect in sporting events.
Dood. No camera technology is going to change the physics of light. Multi-focus means within the existing depth of field, not beyond it. On the same focal plane. The only one that's possible to manipulate due to the laws of physics. I have a pretty cutting-edge camera and it has no function whatsoever that can simultaneously focus fore- and background images with a fast shutter speed. It just don't work that way.
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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by cronus » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:06 pm

Still looks too uniform with the blur and rather added on.
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Post by FBM » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:17 pm

Scrumple wrote:Still looks too uniform with the blur and rather added on.
Well, everything in the background would be uniform if it were all at about the same distance from the lens/sensor. The only way to get something reasonably sharp in both fore- and background is to use a narrow aperture which extends the shutter speed beyond that required to get something as fast as a shotgun blast:



If you want a fast shutter speed, you have to open the aperture as wide as possible, which gives you a very shallow depth of field. Notice how the features only a millimeter or so behind the focal point in this image quickly blur:


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Post by cronus » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:35 pm

I recall another Hussein posing with a long gnu sometime ago.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:27 pm

Scrumple wrote:I recall another Hussein posing with a long gnu sometime ago.

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Post by laklak » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:05 pm

Fuck, next to Vlad poor Barack looks like Dukaka in the tank.

Hey, that could be Tamarian - "Dukakis in the tank, his thumb up"

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Post by hadespussercats » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:26 pm

It's obvious he was talking about shooting a different kind of skeet.

They want pictures? Is that even legal?

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Post by laklak » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:42 pm

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Post by Seabass » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:47 pm

This is all very bizarre. Goddamn politics.
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hadespussercats wrote:It's obvious he was talking about shooting a different kind of skeet.

They want pictures? Is that even legal?

Republicans don't understand black slang.
:funny: I wonder how many Ratz understand that? :lol:
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:57 am

:lol:
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Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:49 am

Nigga, please.

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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by Robert_S » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:18 am

They took a genuine picture of him actually shooting a shotgun. Then they shooped in some defects to make it look fake in order to portray those who obsess over these kinds of photos as a bunch of loonies that obsess over irrelevant bullshit that nobody much cares about.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by Svartalf » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:51 am

FBM wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:It's obvious he was talking about shooting a different kind of skeet.

They want pictures? Is that even legal?

Republicans don't understand black slang.
:funny: I wonder how many Ratz understand that? :lol:
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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:54 am

You'd know what it was if it smacked you in the gob.

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