BS. She won't drink my tea.Ayaan wrote:But, but, but, tea is wonderful. You know you want some tea, Bella. I can show you how to make a lovely cup of tea. You won't even miss coffee.Bella Fortuna wrote:Get lost, tea-freaks!
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Dear, your tea comes with a release form absolving you of all responsibility for injuries to the drinker thereof. I don't blame her for not drinking your tea.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:BS. She won't drink my tea.Ayaan wrote:But, but, but, tea is wonderful. You know you want some tea, Bella. I can show you how to make a lovely cup of tea. You won't even miss coffee.Bella Fortuna wrote:Get lost, tea-freaks!

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I thought you loved me!Ayaan wrote:Dear, your tea comes with a release form absolving you of all responsibility for injuries to the drinker thereof. I don't blame her for not drinking your tea.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:BS. She won't drink my tea.Ayaan wrote:But, but, but, tea is wonderful. You know you want some tea, Bella. I can show you how to make a lovely cup of tea. You won't even miss coffee.Bella Fortuna wrote:Get lost, tea-freaks!

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I love you very much dear, but your tea is deadly.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I thought you loved me!Ayaan wrote:Dear, your tea comes with a release form absolving you of all responsibility for injuries to the drinker thereof. I don't blame her for not drinking your tea.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:BS. She won't drink my tea.Ayaan wrote:But, but, but, tea is wonderful. You know you want some tea, Bella. I can show you how to make a lovely cup of tea. You won't even miss coffee.Bella Fortuna wrote:Get lost, tea-freaks!

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Just one more (tea) service we offer.Ayaan wrote:I love you very much dear, but your tea is deadly.
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Almost as much wankery as goes into bullshitting about overpriced fermented grape juicedevogue wrote:Coffee is bollocks these days - who the fuck came up with "barrista" and pretended that making a cup of fucking coffee is a skill? There are even adverts for "experienced barristas", like it's fucking brain surgery or something. Cuntery of the highest order.
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Quite right!Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Almost as much wankery as goes into bullshitting about overpriced fermented grape juicedevogue wrote:Coffee is bollocks these days - who the fuck came up with "barrista" and pretended that making a cup of fucking coffee is a skill? There are even adverts for "experienced barristas", like it's fucking brain surgery or something. Cuntery of the highest order.
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and not a shit was given
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Well bully for you.PordFrefect wrote:Meh. I got over my 4 XL double double a day addiction long ago. I take a cup in the morning just cause it's there.
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Coffee? You weaklings! Mainline Pepsi NOW!
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Meh. Coffee tastes like shite anyway.


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One of the two last vices i have left. 

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Well of course it does!Animavore wrote:Meh. Coffee tastes like shite anyway.

That's why god gave us Coffeemate!

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French Vanilla.Bella Fortuna wrote:Well of course it does!Animavore wrote:Meh. Coffee tastes like shite anyway.
That's why god gave us Coffeemate!
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