Islamic games

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Re: Islamic games

Post by klr » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:39 pm

Of course, in this version of chess, there four queens on each side, no bishops and the board must face Mecca at all times!
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Re: Islamic games

Post by mistermack » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:55 pm

It would be hard on the losers, as god favors the righteous. Coming last would be a sure sign of sin.

In the women's events, the winners should get gold medals, and the losing blasphemous adulteress fornicating sluts get a muslim makeover, ( faceful of battery acid ).

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