Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Vote for the United States' BFF (by closest, I don't mean geographically)

The US has no true allies, only countries who are in fear of the US or bought by the US pretend to be allies.
4
21%
Cheese/Bacon
1
5%
Israel is the US's closest ally
0
No votes
The United Kingdom is the US's closest ally
3
16%
France is the US's closest ally
1
5%
Spain is the US's closest ally
0
No votes
Canada is the US's closest ally
3
16%
Mexico...
0
No votes
Brazil...
0
No votes
China...
3
16%
Russia...
0
No votes
Iran....
3
16%
Australia
1
5%
New Zealand
0
No votes
India
0
No votes
Japan
0
No votes
Argentina
0
No votes
South Africa
0
No votes
Italy
0
No votes
Germany
0
No votes
One of the Scandinavian Countries
0
No votes
An African Country
0
No votes
A Caribbean Island, like Grenada or the Aruba
0
No votes
Some other country
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 19

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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:17 am

The Malvinas!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:28 am

Gawdzilla wrote:The Malvinas!
You're looking for a clip round the ear, talking like that....
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:34 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:The Malvinas!
You're looking for a clip round the ear, talking like that....
Si, Senor.
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Post by Eddie » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:34 am

Albania.

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:35 am

C'mon eddie, Albania isn't even Kosovo's ally, let alone anybody else...
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Post by Eddie » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:54 am

Svartalf wrote:C'mon eddie, Albania isn't even Kosovo's ally, let alone anybody else...
Well they pretty much consider themselves one country. Feja e Shqiptarit është Shqiptaria as they say in Albania.
I was going to write Kosovo, but that would be recognising it's independence, which is of course a deadly sin. :biggrin:
Now seriously, Kosovo is the biggest US ally (at least until they figure out that this whole independence thing didn't work out the way they expected and go Osama on the US)

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:38 am

I'll believe the Kosovo is part of Albania when the Albanian Military mans the border with Serbia... Funny how they'd regard themselves as shqip but don't seem to be moving for becoming part of the greater community.
(unless of course they have some major vendettas with people the other side of the border).

and they ain't allies... they aren't even a self sustaining country, let alone in position to be anything to the US beside a yes man in the UN (are they even in the UN?)
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:05 am

The USA does not have any Allies - because it doesn't need any.

it just has countries that are more useful (subservient) than others.

In the next 20 years I can see the USA disengaging from Europe militarily for cost reasons (wrapped up with a touch of domestic politics). Probably still keep a couple of bases for face saving purposes.

The good news is that it means that Europe will have to re-arm - and that always ends well :tup: ....albeit I suspect that Russia is off the agenda nowadays, but Ukraine and Belarus in reach :tup: .....plus North Africa and the Middle East is a natural European sphere of influence which the has been left to the Americans for far too long. Libya is just the start.....but to exert influence do need to get the tanks out of the garage now and again......but Europeans have a long history of killing Fuzzy Wuzzies on a large scale (they don't like it up 'em :hehe: ) so I can't see how that can go wrong.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:17 am

How about the Reptilians?
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:42 am

Anyone mention Vatican City yet?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:47 am

FBM wrote:Anyone mention Vatican City yet?
That would thrill the protologists.
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:50 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:Anyone mention Vatican City yet?
That would thrill the protologists.
  Why would people who stick their fingers up others' asses all day for a living be concerned about Vatican City?  
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:18 am

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:Anyone mention Vatican City yet?
That would thrill the protologists.
  Why would people who stick their fingers up others' asses all day for a living be concerned about Vatican City?  
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:22 am

Ah.





And ewww.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:32 am

FBM wrote:Ah.





And ewww.
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