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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:10 pm

"Ask not what your bacon can do for you, ask what you can do for your bacon." - JFK
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Eddie » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:15 pm

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man a bacon, feed him for a lifetime" - Lao Tzu (I always thought Jeebus said that one)

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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:16 pm

I came, I saw, I fried it up.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:17 pm

I saw, I fried it up, I came.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:20 pm

Ask not for whom the bacon calls, it calls for you.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:23 pm

What gaineth a man if he conquerors the whole world and losses his bacon?
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Eddie » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:28 pm

Bacon, bacon, my kingdom for bacon!

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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:29 pm

Dalai Lama - “I believe that the very purpose of our life is to seek bacon. That is clear. Whether one believes in religion or not, whether one believes in this religion or that religion, we all are seeking something better in life. So, I think, the very motion of our life is towards bacon.”
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:33 pm

What smell through yonder window wafts? It is the bacon, and the noms await.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:47 pm

God does not play with bacon.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:51 pm

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my bacon."
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:53 pm

"Bacon to the right of them, bacon to the left!
Into the valley of bacon rode the hungry six hundred."
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:55 pm

Bacon, more bacon, bacon forever, and the Nation will be saved.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:01 pm

Bacon will get you through times of no cheese better than cheese will get you through times of no bacon.
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Re: Take That, Baconistas!

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:01 pm

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no pancreatic cancer; For bacon art with me. Thy rind and thy crunch comfort me..."
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

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