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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:31 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Enough of your trivialities, Jim. Let's get back to the debate. Now who the fuck said I couldn't say something, and why did they think that if I questioned that that they could question why I questioned it?
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Post by Mysturji » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:32 pm

Hermit wrote: Meanwhile, I tentatively agree with Winston Churchill's quip that "Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time." Most other forms of government will not even allow the public to change butlers, except through a violent overthrow, and the succeeding forms of government have historically turned out to be even less amenable to change via the formal expression of popular will - elections.
... and that's the difference that makes democracy less worse than the others (that have been tried).

Personally, I think a lottery would be even better. At least it would keep the politicians out of government.
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rEvolutionist wrote:Enough of your trivialities, Jim. Let's get back to the debate. Now who the fuck said I couldn't say something, and why did they think that if I questioned that that they could question why I questioned it?
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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:31 am

When I'm dead, all I can hope for is a conversation in an Aussie pub somewhere:

"Did you hear Mr C carked it?"

"Yeah, not a bad old bugger, even if he was fucking obsessed with teaching us quadratic equations..."
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rEvolutionist wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Enough of your trivialities, Jim. Let's get back to the debate. Now who the fuck said I couldn't say something, and why did they think that if I questioned that that they could question why I questioned it?
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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by Mysturji » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:12 pm

Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22067155

Presumably the carcass will be cremated, just like all the other mad cows.
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Yes, it will.
BBC News wrote:Lady Thatcher's coffin will rest at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, before a private cremation later on Wednesday
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:20 pm

So, on the day that Thatcher is turfed, we get the biggest rise in unemployment for years!

There's her legacy, right there.
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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by cronus » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:38 pm

She only went for cremation because she's not for turning. :coffee:
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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by klr » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:42 pm

Mysturji wrote:
Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22067155

Presumably the carcass will be cremated, just like all the other mad cows.
Update:
Yes, it will.
BBC News wrote:Lady Thatcher's coffin will rest at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, before a private cremation later on Wednesday
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22151589
She's being cremated and not buried? Elvis Costello will need to tweak some lyrics then. :zilla:
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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:48 pm

Bugger the McManus, he destroyed Cait O'Riordan's career.
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Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:15 pm

klr wrote:
Mysturji wrote:
Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22067155

Presumably the carcass will be cremated, just like all the other mad cows.
Update:
Yes, it will.
BBC News wrote:Lady Thatcher's coffin will rest at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, before a private cremation later on Wednesday
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22151589
She's being cremated and not buried? Elvis Costello will need to tweak some lyrics then. :zilla:
And Frankie Boyle will have to re-word the end of this - not least because it turned out to be £10M, rather than £3M.



But just think of the extra shovels we could get for the extra £7M. We'll happily hand over the whole Westminster government in the same way.
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