Why I love America

[Feck]

Over and over again 90min is not two hours ..How long does Merkin footbal last for ? or baseball ? and most of the time they are not doing anything

Rugby is a sport far more like Merkin football ,I notice that Football (soccer) gets slagged off lots, I agree it sucks ,so next world cup don't send a team

[Tero]

One of the things about capitalism and other parts of American culture is that it is very sneaky. First, you want to destroy America. Then, you start liking football. Next thing you know, you're a registered Republican.

Brillliant

[Robert_S]

Over and over again 90min is not two hours ..How long does Merkin footbal last for ? or baseball ? and most of the time they are not doing anything

Rugby is a sport far more like Merkin football ,I notice that Football (soccer) gets slagged off lots, I agree it sucks ,so next world cup don't send a team

All that preparation of merkin football actually leads to scoring. In that way, it's kinda like taking a shower and combing your hair before you go out.

The main reason we'll send off a team because that's fewer people playing soccer here.

[MrFungus420]

PS: One of the other things I love about America is that we play real football here, and football season is upon us

Like this? Or are you on about the game where a bunch of morbidly obese Americans roll around in the mud with each other? That isn't football, that's gay ball.

You might want to take another look at the picture that you posted.

Talk about gay...

[Twoflower]

Twoflower, I still think you're cute. Do they have cheerleaders for soccer games? If you have grown up in America, you probably would have run around in one of those cute, little cheerleader outfits. That's another reason why I love America. From what I can tell, there are hot women all over the globe, and, thankfully, America has its fair share.

The one thing I dislike more than football is cheerleaders.

Twoflower, My mistake, I didn't realize that you live in Michigan. From what I can tell, you'd still look cute in a cheerleader's outfit.

Actually, I have a soft spot in my heart for Michigan. I once spent a weekend in Ann Arbor, and got laid twice. A few weeks later, I spent a night in Columbus, and didn't get any action at all. The girl in Michigan was named Kathy. There can't be more than a couple of Kathys in Michigan, right? If you run into her, tell her LaMont remembers her fondly.

[Hermit]

Gotta love how "America" is used as a synonym for one country out of two continents.

An elected head of state

That is certainly preferable to people claiming to rule by divine right and other dictators. On the downside, the US electorate chose Ronald Reagan. Twice!

A written constitution

Another apparently excellent feature, but weren't some of its authors also actually slave owners?

[LaMont Cranston]

sandinista, Let me get this straight...

You want to see capitalism destroyed, but you're up there in Canada drinking tequila and rooting for the Chargers, is that right? Don't you realize that capitalists exploit Mexicans to make that tequila and then make even more money off of it by shipping up to Canada?

By the way, I think Canada is a great country, one of many great countries, and I like Canadian football, soccer, rugby, etc., but one of the things that makes the NFL so great is American college football. If you grew up in the USA and went to a U that played football, there's a lot to be said for going to games and drinking a lot of beer at keggers after the game. It may or may not matter whether or not your team wins or loses, just so you can get drunk and meet girls later on.

In regards to American culture being sneaky, I have marvelled at the way that much of the rest of the world has gone for McDonald's, KFC, Starbuck's, Walmart, rock n' roll, jeans and other manifestations of American culture. It's very insidious. I don't go to McDonald's, but 1.3 billion Chinese can't wait to get their big macs. The battle for world domination may not come down to the political philosophies of Marx, Jefferson and others. Ultimately, it may be all about "Does it have a good beat?" and "Would you like fries with that?"

[devogue]

I like the Dukes of Hazzard.

[Pensioner]

Gotta love how "America" is used as a synonym for one country out of two continents.

An elected head of state

That is certainly preferable to people claiming to rule by divine right and other dictators. On the downside, the US electorate chose Ronald Reagan. Twice!

A written constitution

Another apparently excellent feature, but weren't some of its authors also actually slave owners?

I hope Ronald Reagan is not a member of this forum as he was a murdering shit, as for a written constitution it was okay for the whites but if you had a sun tan you were fucked.

[sandinista]

Gotta love how "America" is used as a synonym for one country out of two continents.

An elected head of state

That is certainly preferable to people claiming to rule by divine right and other dictators. On the downside, the US electorate chose Ronald Reagan. Twice!

A written constitution

Another apparently excellent feature, but weren't some of its authors also actually slave owners?

I'm not even sure if I would say it's preferable to a "dictator". It's still a essentially a dictatorship, only instead of one party/one person its two parties with the same ideology. Reagan TWICE AND Bush TWICE!

[sandinista]

sandinista, Let me get this straight...

You want to see capitalism destroyed, but you're up there in Canada drinking tequila and rooting for the Chargers, is that right? Don't you realize that capitalists exploit Mexicans to make that tequila and then make even more money off of it by shipping up to Canada?

By the way, I think Canada is a great country, one of many great countries.

Oh yah, I forgot, politically active people are supposed to be boring and do nothing but read. Canaduh is a great country geographically. The government is awful though, and it only takes one look at our PM to see that the voting public are not too bright. Lots of problems here, a real backwards nation in a lot of regards.

[Tigger]

I went to the states once. It was quite pleasant.

[Bella Fortuna]

I went to the states once. It was quite pleasant.

No you didn't, you were mountain climbing in Wales...

[Tigger]

I went to the states once. It was quite pleasant.

No you didn't, you were mountain climbing in Wales...

Shite: this amnesia is a terrible thing.

[Kristie]

I went to the states once. It was quite pleasant.

No you didn't, you were mountain climbing in Wales...

Shite: this amnesia is a terrible thing.

It's not amnesia, you're just old.