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Post by **John_fi_Skye** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:38 pm

Rum wrote:Hey - I hope you guys are going to let the Hebrides go their own way when you get independence. They have 'such a different culture' after all.

....er....where do I live....?

Post by **mistermack** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:48 pm

The Hebrides could easily go it alone. And be financially better off.

Where there's Muck, there's brass.

Post by **John_fi_Skye** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:55 pm

mistermack wrote:The Hebrides could easily go it alone. And be financially better off.

Where there's Muck, there's brass.

They might end up with Eigg on their face. What do you think, Rum?

Post by **John_fi_Skye** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:56 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
mistermack wrote:The Hebrides could easily go it alone. And be financially better off.

Where there's Muck, there's brass.

They might end up with Eigg on their face. What do you think, Rum?

I think they Canna do it.

Post by **mistermack** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:01 pm

I think they're Mulling it over right now. I shuna said anything though, while the Jura's out.

Post by **Rum** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:48 pm

Such a great island they named it Rum!

Post by **Svartalf** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:29 pm

How'bout the Orkneys and Shetlands?

Post by **John_fi_Skye** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:01 am

I'm unilaterally declaring independence for oor hoose! In fact, I may even move into the spare bedroom.

Post by **Rum** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:40 am

I declare independence for your wardrobe!

Post by **mistermack** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:49 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:I'm unilaterally declaring independence for oor hoose! In fact, I may even move into the spare bedroom.

I can only conclude that you've struck oil.

You wanna be careful though. It might just be someone's old engine sump oil that they tipped over your fence!

Post by **John_fi_Skye** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:38 pm

So, Miliband Minor has come to Scotland to tell us that in the event of a Yes vote and a "Labour" government (I'll let you decide which of those possible outcomes is even less likely) we won't be allowed to keep the pound.

THE FUCKING BASTARD!

Post by **Rum** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:41 pm

If you want to leave our club I'm afraid you can't take the equipment with you. Tough haggis!

Post by **Svartalf** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:42 pm

a Labor gummint, which side of the Tweed?
Because without Scotland, Ed has a frog's chance at a snakes' symposium of getting the lease on Downing street.

Not that I expect the effing tories to be any more accomodating.

Post by **cronus** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:44 pm

Rum wrote:If you want to leave our club I'm afraid you can't take the equipment with you. Tough haggis!

A wee bit close to the border to up the ante on this Rum?

Post by **Rum** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:46 pm

They won't win, but if by some bizarre chance they do I plan to establish toll booths on all the border crossings going south!

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