Meanwhile, in Florida...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
This is my favourite thread.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Florida man starts fire while making cookies on a George Foreman grill, in the nude. https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180 ... eman-grill
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Florida man, security guard, fired for documenting his farts on instagram for six months: http://news.avclub.com/florida-security ... 1828577912
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Now you're just making it up!
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Would 'twer 'twas so...
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Florida Woman beats elderly parents, attacks father with knife because they won't take her to Outback Steakhouse.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/court-document ... to-outback
http://www.ktvu.com/news/court-document ... to-outback
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Florida Man beats another Florida Man to death on Christmas Eve, with a pogo stick, in a laundromat
http://amp.actionnewsjax.com/news/local ... /899183564
http://amp.actionnewsjax.com/news/local ... /899183564
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Is there something in the water in Florida?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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fluoride, what else?
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
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(but also a weird collection of secret hallucinogens, organised by the Illuminati...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Florida Man caught masturbating at a bus stop in Clearwater tells police he is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/
Boldly going where no man has gone before.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/
Boldly going where no man has gone before.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power - Eric Hoffer.
I have NO BELIEF in the existence of a God or gods. I do not have to offer proof nor do I have to determine absence of proof because I do not ASSERT that a God does or does not or gods do or do not exist.
I have NO BELIEF in the existence of a God or gods. I do not have to offer proof nor do I have to determine absence of proof because I do not ASSERT that a God does or does not or gods do or do not exist.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clearwater? Ah, it's okay, then. Because, as a high Thetan-level Scientologist, he can create his own reality!laklak wrote: ↑Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pmFlorida Man caught masturbating at a bus stop in Clearwater tells police he is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/
Boldly going where no man has gone before.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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