The Reign of Trump

[Brian Peacock]

I think it was Sun Tzu who once said: "Britain and America: two nations divided by a common language."

I think you'll find that quote's from Shakespeare.

[Brian Peacock]

Trump wall...fence...will be biggest waste in a long time. America is addicted to cheap Mexican workers.

But he's going to bring the Troops home, pull out of NATO, and increase spending on the military, so they'll be lots of recruits with bugger all to do - they can build it. It'll build their character as well as their muscles, and they'll be defending America too. This is what's known as a perfect solution.

[Tero]

trump-replaces-epa-with-bill-henderson
http://karireport.blogspot.com/2016/11/ ... erson.html

[DRSB]

[cronus]

He's a Machiavelli without a plan then? and the clown is the man without one hopefully.

[Tero]

Trump wall...fence...will be biggest waste in a long time. America is addicted to cheap Mexican workers.

But he's going to bring the Troops home, pull out of NATO, and increase spending on the military, so they'll be lots of recruits with bugger all to do - they can build it. It'll build their character as well as their muscles, and they'll be defending America too. This is what's known as a perfect solution.

Nah, just put the troops in the reopened coal mines.

[Tero]

Fuck you Kellyanne
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the ... rotesters/

[Brian Peacock]

So he's going to start with the criminals first...

In an interview with CBS’ 60 Minutes, set to be broadcast Sunday, Trump said: “What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, where a lot of these people, probably two million, it could be even three million, we are getting them out of our country or we are going to incarcerate. But we’re getting them out of our country. They’re here illegally.”

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... -criminals

Did he just say he's going to incarcerate people on the basis of previous convictions, or just those he can't deport?

Apparently The Wall is going to be a fence.

[cronus]

It will be a electric fence though.

[DRSB]

A Letter To the US

from John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there's a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America. Congress and the Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

http://cogink.com/cleese/

[JimC]

...America is addicted to cheap Mexican workers.

When they're ground up, dried and smoked; more addictive than crack cocaine...

[Tero]

This just in!
Trump asked Obama to leave the Martin Luther King statue in the Oval Office. He needs a thing like that for support when he raises his foot for the attendans to wipe off the shoes or a quick polish.

[Hermit]

Der Spiegel has given the task of designing its title page for the current issue to Crumple. This is what Crump came up with.

[JimC]

[pErvinalia]

So he's going to start with the criminals first...

In an interview with CBS’ 60 Minutes, set to be broadcast Sunday, Trump said: “What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, where a lot of these people, probably two million, it could be even three million, we are getting them out of our country or we are going to incarcerate. But we’re getting them out of our country. They’re here illegally.”

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... -criminals

Did he just say he's going to incarcerate people on the basis of previous convictions, or just those he can't deport?

Apparently The Wall is going to be a fence.

If he knows that they are criminals, then why aren't they already in jail or deported??