The Coronavirus Thread

Post Reply
User avatar
Cunt
Lumpy Vagina Bloodfart
Posts: 19069
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:10 am
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Cunt » Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:46 am

As long as we agree, he IS way classier than councilwoman candi. :tea:
Shit, Piss, Cock, Cunt, Motherfucker, Cocksucker and Tits.
-various artists


Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate
Free speech anywhere, is a threat to tyrants everywhere.

User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 60724
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:50 am

WHO has sated that the current mortality rate is 3.4%. Although, that will vary depending on where you are in the world. The first world with modern universal healthcare systems will see much lower rates than that. Third world countries like Somalia and the US will see higher rates than that.
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:03 am

Nice pErv.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41035
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:08 am

A friend of mine has a bad pneumonia, although we have no idea where or from whom he might have caught it, he's being tested for the virus today.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:15 am

The hype continues. My wife has just recovered from a very bad flu. There is plenty around. Just stay at home.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
DRSB
Posts: 5601
Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:07 pm
Location: Switzerland
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by DRSB » Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:25 pm

First death in Switzerland, one of the 10 countries most affected by the virus.

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Mar 05, 2020 9:39 pm

Enjoy the hype.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74145
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:16 pm

Scot, Crumple is at one end of the pendulum swing, you're at the other... :tea:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:32 am

I am not swinging anywhere Jim. The crisis in China was caused by the authorities trying to keep it a secret and enforcing an impossible hygiene regime. The virus is as infectious as any other and should have been treated as such but the Chinese went overboard and started the hype. The biggest myth created was that masks protect you which they dont and in fact spread it.
We have 82 cases in this country which is nothing and can be all accounted for. One old guy of 86 who was ill has popped his clogs. The media love it and so do many politicians. China was heading for an economic crisis before the virus appeared now everything can be blamed on the virus.

Anyway I am off to the sauna.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
Hermit
Posts: 25806
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
About me: Cantankerous grump
Location: Ignore lithpt
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Hermit » Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:45 pm

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould

User avatar
Tero
Just saying
Posts: 51218
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:50 pm
About me: 15-32-25
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:36 pm

Trump is unable to to visit Atlanta to bully the headline stealing virus in person. Not to mention Twitter. The virus has way more posts than the responses to Trump tweets. Trump us running only 2000 responses and 7000 likes to his tweets.
4B2CF8F1-E948-420F-83FE-813261020944.jpeg
Actual experts get Twitter coverage
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/timeline

User avatar
Sean Hayden
Microagressor
Posts: 18925
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:55 pm
About me: recovering humanist
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:45 pm

Image
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?

The Silver State. 1894.

User avatar
Sean Hayden
Microagressor
Posts: 18925
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:55 pm
About me: recovering humanist
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:47 pm

Current risk assessment:

For most of the American public, who are unlikely to be exposed to this virus at this time, the immediate health risk from COVID-19 is considered low.

People in communities where ongoing community spread with the virus that causes COVID-19 has been reported are at elevated, though still relatively low risk of exposure.

Healthcare workers caring for patients with COVID-19 are at elevated risk of exposure.

Close contacts of persons with COVID-19 also are at elevated risk of exposure.

Travelers returning from affected international locations where community spread is occurring also are at elevated risk of exposure.
--the latest from the CDC
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?

The Silver State. 1894.

User avatar
Seabass
Posts: 7339
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:32 pm
About me: Pluviophile
Location: Covidiocracy
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Seabass » Fri Mar 06, 2020 6:57 pm

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka

User avatar
Tero
Just saying
Posts: 51218
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:50 pm
About me: 15-32-25
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:56 pm

9BB47998-2F86-43B9-AF79-DD1D2EE4E9A7.jpeg
Them enterpreneurs and workers, as well as the VIRUSES, have a right to work!

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], Google [Bot] and 20 guests