Trump makes up an award he supposedly won. Because why not? He's Trump. And he never lets the truth get in the way of a good lie.
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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I was thinking, we could get this election locked for Hillary if we could get one of the Apollo astronauts to punch Trump in the face. I could not find any not in their 80s, but this guy is from Michigan so he wpuld probably do it, in Michigan:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Scott
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_15
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Scott
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_15
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Yep. I would definitely punch Trump in the faceTero wrote:I was thinking, we could get this election locked for Hillary if we could get one of the Apollo astronauts to punch Trump in the face. I could not find any not in their 80s, but this guy is from Michigan so he wpuld probably do it, in Michigan:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Scott
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_15
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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This just in!
Trump limo stops at gas station in Michigan. Trump put a "roll", costing 1.59 at U-stop, into his paper bag and paid 0.99 for it, saying "doughnut" to Debbie at the cash reguster. He did pay for the coffee.
Trump limo stops at gas station in Michigan. Trump put a "roll", costing 1.59 at U-stop, into his paper bag and paid 0.99 for it, saying "doughnut" to Debbie at the cash reguster. He did pay for the coffee.
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Tero wrote:This just in!
Trump limo stops at gas station in Michigan. Trump put a "roll", costing 1.59 at U-stop, into his paper bag and paid 0.99 for it, saying "doughnut" to Debbie at the cash reguster. He did pay for the coffee.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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It looks like Orange is the new Black. 
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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Mr. President.
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May be we should start a new Donald-thread because there will be plenty of bluffs, screw-ups and buffoonery to be discussed in the future.
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Maybe it should be titled Donald Fuck?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Or Donald WTF?JimC wrote:Maybe it should be titled Donald Fuck?
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I'm not fucking that, I bet his hairpiece is carnivorous.
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Re: The Donald-thread
Call it whatever you like. I won't be reading it. I was really hoping to never see or hear from this gobshite ever again after this week. Looks like I'll have to shut myself out from the World instead and focus on what's important to me.
Sandwiched between the two dumbest countries in the World right now. Both of whom we've allowed ourselves to rely too heavily on. Should never have trusted either.
Sandwiched between the two dumbest countries in the World right now. Both of whom we've allowed ourselves to rely too heavily on. Should never have trusted either.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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It looks like our only option is to hitch our hopes on Putin.
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Just proves lying is the best form of politics. Tell the truth and nobody wants to believe you.
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