Did thieves have penchant for toilet paper?
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Re: Did thieves have penchant for toilet paper?
Let's just hope the thieves turn over an new leaf, and wipe the slate clean.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Police have found some suspicious skidmarks.
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Re: Did thieves have penchant for toilet paper?
I hope these thieves are turning the toilet paper over.
I mean turning the rolls over, as opposed to under. That really drives me crazy, when people have the TP coming the wrong way off the roll
I mean turning the rolls over, as opposed to under. That really drives me crazy, when people have the TP coming the wrong way off the roll
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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If the thieves end up in the shit, they'll still be able to clean up.
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Police are hunting the gang in pairs - they call it the bidet system. 
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The seizure of the stolen goods was devastating for the thieves.
It absolutely rectum.
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It absolutely rectum.
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Re: Did thieves have penchant for toilet paper?
I wonder if they got that soft multi-ply toilet paper, or that Government-issue stuff. The latter is more valuable, as you can resell it as sandpaper for twice the price.
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