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Re: Brits are fat

Post by Blind groper » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:20 pm

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_t ... birth-rate

Sorry MJ

Britain is only 12th in teenage birth rates. NZ is 9th. Our polynesians are good at more than eating!

The USA, of course, is still the champion.

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:43 pm

MrJonno wrote:UK is 2nd in the western world for teenage pregnancies hoorah Not hard to guess who is first, a clue is they are big on teaching abstinence
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Re: Brits are fat

Post by rainbow » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:09 am

Blind groper wrote: We here in NZ have a major advantage. We have more polynesians than anywhere else in the world! Those guys have always loved their food, whether missionary or McDonalds.
That is quite racist.
Polynesians are no more likely to favour MacDonalds, than any other ethnic group.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:05 am

It probably is racist. But on the issue of size, Polynesians are fucking huge on average. Their culture celebrates large size. Well, at least the Tongans do. I presume the others are similar, given their very similar cultures.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:51 pm

rainbow wrote:
Blind groper wrote: We here in NZ have a major advantage. We have more polynesians than anywhere else in the world! Those guys have always loved their food, whether missionary or McDonalds.
That is quite racist.
Polynesians are no more likely to favour MacDonalds, than any other ethnic group.
In that case, it's a racist thread.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:53 pm

Don't go there. That's where Gallstones wants you to go...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:20 pm

We are just big-boned.
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:18 pm

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Re: Brits are fat

Post by mistermack » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:28 pm

It's my hormones.

I eat hardly anything, but the weight just piles on. Glandular, that's what it is.

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Post by Mysturji » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:20 pm

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Re: Brits are fat

Post by Seabass » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:11 pm

Blind groper wrote: http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_t ... birth-rate

Sorry MJ

Britain is only 12th in teenage birth rates. NZ is 9th. Our polynesians are good at more than eating!

The USA, of course, is still the champion.

Well, if you're going to blame New Zealand's teen pregnancy, obesity, and violence on your Maori, can I blame all of the US's problems on our blacks and Mexicans?
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Re: Brits are fat

Post by laklak » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:33 pm

Hey, leave my lawn guys outta this!
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Re: Brits are fat

Post by Blind groper » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:25 pm

Seabass wrote:


Well, if you're going to blame New Zealand's teen pregnancy, obesity, and violence on your Maori, can I blame all of the US's problems on our blacks and Mexicans?
I did not say 'Maori". I said polynesians. Maori make up 15% of our population and recent polynesian immigrants another 10%. Together they more than 'pull their weight' in those categories.

To be fair, the weight thing is not totally their fault. They almost have an "obesity gene". That is, they have a metabolism that better hangs on to calories than we Europeans do. It appears that their evolutionary past included more famine periods, and they evolved a more efficient calorie conserving metabolism.

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Re: Brits are fat

Post by mistermack » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:25 pm

This guy seems to efficiently conserve fat :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-26010553
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I would like to know what REALLY happened to his companion. He looks remarkably chubby for someone who's been adrift for over a year.
( he's the absolute spitting image of a friend I used to know, and HE was a fisherman too, but English ).

They describe him as emaciated. Huh ? He doesn't look it.
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Re: Brits are fat

Post by Warren Dew » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:18 am

Seabass wrote:
Blind groper wrote: http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_t ... birth-rate

Sorry MJ

Britain is only 12th in teenage birth rates. NZ is 9th. Our polynesians are good at more than eating!

The USA, of course, is still the champion.
Well, if you're going to blame New Zealand's teen pregnancy, obesity, and violence on your Maori, can I blame all of the US's problems on our blacks and Mexicans?
No.

Tyrannical can if he wants to, though.

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